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Sootlong Fub
Paggis Hakora
Peak Stie
Beese Churger.
From r/sbubby way back when. “A funcking beesechurger for monch.”
Truit Farts
Cum Rake
No one asked about your mother.
I… I uh… Anyone have her number?
Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.
Lmao that’s a great line, love it
There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
Cot Hoffee
This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
Piken Chaprikash
Boulash Geef
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
Vamb Lindaloo
Now I’m starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food…
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez… this is something my brain just does. They’re like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it’s not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It’s how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin…
Same here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it’s become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say “jadies and lentlemen”, and I did it so frequently that she says it too.
I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer’s block, right?
I’m not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they’ll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I’m not as quick about it as I used to be, though.
Boot reer
You’ll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry one like that
For people who don’t listen
Chac’n’Meese
Beanut Putter
Chackin Meese
Cheef Balupa
Joppie Sloe
Chacho Neese!
Actually, that sounds more like a language.
Chachoneese.Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.
There’s a literal character already named Shu Mai.
Pashed Motatoes and his cousin Pried Fotatoes
Don’t forget their Kissin’ Cousin, Pweet Sotato.
Pweet has an unnamed tot that may or not become a Sith Lord.
War Stars
köner debab
Lrench Freen Gentils
Ftir Sry
Creen Ghili Cheeseburger
