jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · edit-29 个月前Elizabeth Warren Trolls Trump and Vance: ‘I Wouldn’t Trust Them to Move My Couch’www.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1424arrow-down111
arrow-up1413arrow-down1external-linkElizabeth Warren Trolls Trump and Vance: ‘I Wouldn’t Trust Them to Move My Couch’www.rollingstone.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · edit-29 个月前message-square40fedilink
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·9 个月前A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·9 个月前A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-29 个月前Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 个月前I think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance. I think they’re underestimating his stupid
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 个月前No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
minus-squareHubertManne@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 个月前oh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·9 个月前YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 个月前and I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
minus-squarekamenoko@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 个月前La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 个月前More cushioning for the pushioning
A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
Yeah, but there’s this thing…
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
Is he into extreme sounding?
I think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance.
I think they’re underestimating his stupid
That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
oh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
Not where you stick it.
YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
No.
Well, alright. Just checkin’
and I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
More cushioning for the pushioning