maybe she’s talking about actual crocodiles. that would be nightmarish
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Try em they’re great. Everyone seriously avoiding them because they’re godawful ugly are just denying themselves pleasure. Don’t be a weenie, have fun with life.
Comfort isn’t the main selling point. In no particular order:
- Versatile: indoor, outdoor, dry, wet,…
- Easy to clean
- Easy to take on or off
- Inexpensive (when on sale)
- Relatively durable/reliable
- Protects toes (unlike sandals)
- Many colors, styles, and patterns
I also used to hate how they looked, and I thought other people were just falling for the fad. But I bought some after literally being indoctrinated by my other coworkers at a summer camp, and never looked back. They are just such useful shoes that it really changes how you perceive them once they’ve worked for you.
P.S. Just in case you were wondering, there are still people at summer camp that continue to hate crocs, but they’re aware they’re in the minority :p
That’s the point. They aren’t just a comfortable shoe. They are a statement. A statement, that You value Your own comfort above what other people think.
I think they’re really really comfy
Ditto.
Crocs are a fashion crime.
I guess they’re pretty good foot fetishist deterrents though? If I was so inclined, I would rather get a footjob from a cassowary.
Watch out for that claw that’s hidden? I can’t quite remember, but what they use to kill things.
You might be thinking of a Platypus?
I stopped giving a fuck and wear brightly colored Crocs as a fat hairy guy. I’ve never been more comfortable after a long day at work than after I started wearing Crocs daily
this is a man of the people. They’re garish but I can slip em on without bending over so that’s all that matters.
It could be worse. You could fall in love with someone, get married and, after years of happiness together, that person discovers Crocs and loves them to death.
My poor wife. She did say for better or worse, however.
You should get a pair of the cowboy boots
New boot goofin’
Meanwhile I bought my fiancee some when her second pair of flats died every two years.
She like the tye dye pattern for her new wannabe flats Crocs.
When’s your anniversary? These Swarovski crystal Crocs would be the perfect gift.
My wife seems to think Crocs are suitable safety shoes when working with machinery in the garden.
As long as she doesn’t run her feet over. Though I can’t say I’m any better in flip flops
When bits of sky blue foam and blood start flying everywhere, that’s when you know to turn the machine off.
I think Crocs can be fucking cool but it depends on the situation and the wearer. And they’re the most comfortable footwear ever invented anyway.
If you can’t handle me in my crocs you don’t deserve me in my socks…and crocs
She was married to Marilyn Manson and crocs is her greatest fear?
Priorities
Who is this lady? I recognize her for some reason.
Some reason
I just remember my ex-GF being obsessed with her. Couldn’t remember her name.
Dita Von Teese
I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my Croc nuts slamming against my heels!
A couple bumper stickers couldn’t hurt.
“Keep on Crocking”
“My Other Shoes Are Crocs”
“Croc if You’re Horny”
Crocking on heaven’s door
I’m not saying what kind of shoes I wear, but most of the shoes I wear are similar to crocs…Well I only have like two pairs of shoes because I’m a straight guy.
Well I only have like two pairs of shoes because I’m a straight guy.
Pfft. How can you even call yourself a straight guy if you don’t at least have military boots, dress shoes, cowboy boots, wellies and safety shoes??
1 pair dress shoes, 1 pair walking shoes. Okay I hear you there. What do you wear to work? How about work out shoes? Walking, hiking, running shoes? Casual date shoes? Comfortable shoes for working around the house and doing messy yard work? What about if you just want to take the trash out really quick, no flip flops for you? How about seasonal shoes? Are you freezing your feet off in the winter, or sweating them off in the summer? No boots? Are you wearing any house slippers during winter?
1 pair dress shoes, 1 pair walking shoes
No, just two pairs of normal shoes.
What do you wear to work?
I’m disabled and can’t work
How about work out shoes?
My normal walking shoes
Walking, hiking, running shoes? Casual date shoes? Comfortable shoes for working around the house and doing messy yard work?
My normal walking shoes
Being queer is amazing because you often don’t have to care about a lot of I suppose “bureaucracy” around sex and love. My favorite exception is that fact that I’m welcomed for having Crocs. And that, when I slip on a dress, fancy makeup, scarf, leggings, and coat. All to look like im modling something, I can top it off with crocs.
Here’s the pair I’ve been wearing for the last year to every fancy occasion I can
What about flip flops
I’ve never liked those. I think the thong part chafes too much. Sandals > flip flops
You’ve only had shitty ones then. My feet basically touch only Havaianas from spring to autumn and they’ve never been happier.
I wear them all year round. Even then snow
Who is this?
And did the girl in the picture actually said that?
Isn’t it Dita Von Teese?
It is indeed.
Dita
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What sort of Crocs are you wearing lmao. Or maybe you have turbo sensitive feet??
What are You talking about? What stabbing? For me they’re the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn.
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You gotta wear them with socks for maximum comfort.
Just wear em for a week or two and they’ll wear away to fit your foot perfectly.
Stabbed? You mean by the little nubs inside? Dude…?!!!
Erm, socks?
Me walking around in my Crocs, Hawaiian shirt and harem pants.
TIL. I initially assumed this was a swypo for cargo pants.
If you feel a lingering stare across the street, that’s me. I am in awe at how comfy that looks.
How to spot someone who never wore Crocs.