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I was always taught that the breakfast gun goes on the right and points to the right, unless you’re left handed
No, it goes on the left so that you don’t need to put down your coffee to shoot the TV!
*to shoot the printer
New business idea: A gun range where you can shoot old broken printers
Better shoot new HP printers
Better shoot new HP
printersexecutivesFTFY. Those asshats are a clear and present danger to all of humanity.
Most americans are right shooties, so not having it there seems weird. You never know when you need to blow someone’s head off.
I’ve seen people eat pop tarts and bacon
I’ve seen people eat pop tarts and bacon
Goes on the side of the dominant hand.
Never occurred to me that I’ve never shot any firearm left handed. Wouldn’t start with a pistol but I kinda wanna try it now with a rifle lol.
If I shoot anything like I throw left handed tho my curiosity will prolly kill the neighbors cat. Unless it is more than 3ft away, then it’s completely safe lol.
If one owns weapons, I’d say it’s a decent idea to learn some dexterity with the non-dominant hand.
Yeah id ageee in theory but I feel like I should start in a batting cage or swinging lefty golfing. I am not in the slightest bit ambidextrous lol
You are not alone, I’m right there with you!
Yeah…imagine actually getting in a gun fight and getting shot in the hand/arm only to then be completely useless.
Get training that lefty (or righty if you are a lefty!)
Exactly.
That was one of the requirements for getting a concealed carry license in the state I did it, six shots left, reload, six shots right, reload then depending on which target distance you were at either 6 shots on one knee or just another 6 shots dominant hand, but you had to do both short and long range and hit a certain percentage on the target.
That’s excellent! In case of necessary circumstances, that’s the way. I aim to get my act together in short order, before it’s necessary. Wish me luck, please and thank you.
I needed that literal lol. It’s been a long day! Thank you!
I carry a LCP, (subcompact .380). I practice two hand, right hand, left hand. I also always try and shoot a magazine or two with sunglasses on at an indoor range to simulate low light conditions.
It has like a three inch barrel, so it’s not the most accurate or easy to aim. I only shoot it at seven yards.
It’s nasty to shoot, lot of kick. I call it the Angry Cricket. Trigger pull is heavy as it is a double action with no safety. I carry it with one in the pipe.
Hope I never have to use it, but if I do, I will be as accurate as possible. That’s the ethical thing to do as I see it.
Exactly, and that’s why you have your sidearm holster on the right. So the breakfast gun goes on the left to make dual-wielding easier, all while freeing your right hand to scoop eggs and bacon into your mouth.
False. Gun too small, and no ammo on the table.
EDIT: And no cheap shit beer? This is nonsense.
Wtf is BREAD doing there?! You don’t have VEGETABLES at BREAKFAST this is AMERICA
I prefer to have my bacon mountain on top of my pancake tower. Also, needs more eggs and jelly for my toast, but where.the.fuck. is my glass of OJ?
I am pancake!
As an alternative: when the table is set with Bowie Knife and gun, the gun goes to the left.
That’s an Australian-American breakfast.
It used to be, but at this point in history, that’s like $300 worth of bacon.
From experience that is about $20-30.
Only one way to resolve this dispute: gentlemen, to your respective breakfast guns.
Ok, but can’t we just cook $300 worth of bacon and find out who is right and have enough bacon to stop my heart instead?
Not enough bacon.
With a Swiss gun 😁. And matching my mug.
Wait … I worry what you heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. ’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have ~ Ron Swanson
Ron, holding two cartons of eggs: “Is this all the eggs we have?”
Donna: “Yes. What are you making?”
Ron: “Eggs.”
The gun is on the correct side of the plate for a right hand shooter, but should be laying on it’s left side so that it can be picked up from above with the right hand. </s>
Serial number is on the other side so it’s that way for the picture.
Also, “lying”. “Lay” means “to recline”.
No, left side is correct for the breakfast gun.
A gun that size isn’t actually big enough for situations where you need a gun, it’s just meant to provide cover fire while you get a bigger better gun. You’ll be using your left hand to fire the cover gun, so that your right hand is available for picking up the bigger gun. This has the additional benefit of leaving your dominant hand free to eat with.
The correct answer, as they say, is always in the comments
You can drop a grown man or big game with a .22! Take lessons or give up the gun.
Remove the /s, you are right and the commenter was ignorant of traditional American etiquette.
Can’t I be both right and sarcastic?
The best kind of sarcasm is right.
If you’re a politician, you get a free side of blatant corruption too
The Breakfast Gun goes on whichever side the diner’s firing hand is.
Edits below!
After some discussion and reflection, I agree with @[email protected] that the Breakfast Gun would indeed go on the left, “to show you plan for a peaceful meal.”
Furthermore, presentation of Firearms depends on the level of dining:
At a polite table, guests are expected to lay their Meal Arms down holstered, so as not to soil the table linens. Placing a Meal Arm directly on the tablecloth is a sign of disrespect.
At a formal table, a Firearm Napkin will be provided for each diner. This allows diners to display their Meal Arms openly without soiling the linens.
At a “high table,” Meal Arms will be provided by the host. These Arms, while fully functional, are adorned with many engravings and flourishes, as a demonstration of the host’s status, and the diner’s status as a guest at the table.
It goes on the opposite side to show you plan for a peaceful meal.
Now that’s etiquette.
Real shooters can shoot with both hands.
I stand corrected.
What’s this gif from? I NEED to watch this movie.
Kopps (Sweden 2003)
Sweden?! I was so sure that was gonna be Bollywood…!
Having seen it, I have to say that it’s inspired by India.
It’s not a very good movie, but it has those scenes.
Clearly it’s from Holy Wood.
Awesome, thanks.
