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Rivetting
I guess they didn’t study at all so they just put down something
It was plagerized.
I prefer Peter Nguyen’s material more.
I prefer braining myself on concrete more.
I’m not sure how anyone could get past the second line and not start reading it in Trump’s voice.
At this point I only hear impersonations of Trump; I read it and heard Shane Gillis as Trump.
I walked in here, I said: woooow whatta big room!
I had no idea. I was laughing so hard the whole way through and didn’t realize it was Trump until I got to the comments and laughed so much harder. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙂↔️🫠💀
I actually didn’t read the name first, but while reading it I thought, “this reads a lot like Trump.”
Looks to me like they knew exactly what to do with that student.
Straight to the presidency. Straight away
F is for felon
Do convicted felons have the same rights when it comes to plagiarism of their work?
Some states have passed laws that do not allow them to profit from their crimes. Like by writing books or giving speeches about it.
That’s horrible, one of the best ways to connect to young at-risk youths are rehabilitated adults that use their experience
This is why OJ Simpson had to call his book “If I Did It”
So he could recount and profit from the disgusting murders he committed. You think him profiting from his book sales helped at-risk youth?
what a great essay. a great essay.
i knew this student, very smart. i knew him and he said umbrella you- i am a real patriot (and there are real patriots) and he said umbrella- umbrella is the most upvoted user on lemmy. what i was told- they know you are much bigger than the second one by far. great. you are doing a great job.
Gettysburg, wow.
I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania to look, AND to watch.
So confederacy
Many uphill
Such boys
Russian bots. So Russian. Everyone says so.
Like they asked ChatGPT to write the essay for them. And ChatGPT was stoned.
or they asked chatGPT to write it like Donald Trump was talking about it
It’s a literal direct quote from one of his “speeches.”
Did Trump write this?
I’m pretty sure it is literally a transcription of a trump speech…
Edit: oh fuck, I just noticed the name on the paper is also Donald Trump… Lol I guess I “ate the onion”.
His name’s on it lol
What’s hilarious is that even if you didn’t notice the name on the paper (I didn’t) you still know immediately who this is mocking.
Yeah I didn’t realize it was a quote at first, but I knew exactly who it was supposed to be.
Didn’t see the name but recognized the style.
I didn’t notice the name, but I got about halfway in before I started to wonder why it sounded so familiar.
LOL I definitely didn’t notice that first and went, “wow, did this kid really plagiarize Trump?” And then looked at the name… So sorta.
Haha it’s funny how annoyingly easy it is to tell a trump rambling
He said it verbatim at a rally. https://youtu.be/pq4xSuiueUc
Didnt read the name and tought it was the text of a foreign elemantary student learning English.
People come up to me all the time and tell me how great my report on Gettysburg was. Great people. Best report they’ve ever seen. And they’ve seen a lot of reports. And they tell me mine was the best they’ve seen. But the crooked evil liberal teachers keep persecuting me and try to say my report wasn’t good. They try to give me an F, but I tell them it’s an A, because that’s what my papers get, because I’m the best student. Best student people have ever seen. Smart people see me and say that is the best student that has ever been. Make school great again!
Love “never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill!”
I’m picturing Lee with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
Robert E Lee x Mr. Krabs mashup
“Mr. Lee, why do you like slavery?”
“Money!”
I kinda want this to be a thing, like a SpongeBob special doing their own weird version of the American Civil War.
It’s over Ainakin, I have the uphill
Like woah… woah. Can we just take a minute to appreciate how long the Battle of Verdun was? 9 months, 3 weeks and 6 days. At the start of the battle, you could’ve made beautiful sweet love to a woman, impregnated her with your seed, and dropped a few more loads in her in the mean time, and then 9 months later that baby comes out and the battle would still be going on. That says something about humanity. I’m going to repeat that. That. Says. Something. About. Humanity. In this 10 pg, double-spaced essay, I will talk about how awesome Verdun was and why we should be naming our children after it.
I can’t even tell if you’re shitposting but I don’t care, I’m here for it
