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Kill it with F®ire! (okay, this one only works spoken, not written)
Tap root finds your motionless foot at your computer desk as you endlessly and mindlessly scroll through the internet.
Potato: this will do
irish creation myth
Resistance is futile
the thing
I love Kurt Russell.
Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the potato. The dog kennel scene.
My mom made fun of me when I was a child because I called potatoes tumors instead of tubers.
NO, MOM, I WAS RIGHT!!
i once left a potato in a bag inside of a cupboard and forgot about it, until 6 months later one of its vines pushed open the cupboard door.