Note: Not a second affair; a third affair with a second employee.
I prepared for this yesterday.
You’re gonna need more.
I know. I’m ready.
I really hope the next one is coming from below.
Oh God stop giving me material
Would this be the tower 7 for the metaphor?
Unrivaled parallelism from Nvidia as always.
Quad core brain to process all those lies
RAMming his jensen everywhere.
I think you mean his huang
He was jensening his huang. Sharing is caring.
“Will all employees who did not have sex with Jensen please report to the small 3rd floor conference room.”
Jeez… how did the dude find time to spout buzzwords at conferences?
While moving from a bed to the next one probably…
I joked with discord friends yesterday that if the board discovered he had another affair he’d be taken out back and Old Yeller’d.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE
It’s funny 'cuz it’s true!
Its a real shame his AI didn’t tell him to stop putting his dick places where it doesn’t belong.
Is it wrong that I’m really hoping there’s some clause that disqualifies him from whatever golden parachute he has and he ends up having to auction off that stupid million dollar leather jacket?
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PhysX was always better with SLI. I’ll see myself out.
Not to mention G-sync, the technique where you hit the G-spot over and over in a perfect rhythm.
Back then the word was “working the secretarian pool”…
That must be the stupid jacket charm or maybe just the money, can’t tell.
Well one was a honey pot the other two people under direct coercian because he was their boss.
So honestly the only evidence that he had any game was the wife he cheated on
Apparently it wasn’t Exclusive
they’re upset about not being the only side chick
Yes that’s the second employee. How bout the third one?
I’ll just point to the sign:
“Sometimes rich assholes reveal themselves to have (once again) done exactly the kind of shitty behavior we suspected them of.”
Not very catchy. Maybe I should workshop it.
“The rich fuck all of us, but some more then others.”
“The rich will inevitably do what the rich have always done”
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I am not surprised. I kind of wish I was surprised.
Man i shorted a very small amount of Nvidia stock before the election just to try and catch a little drop maybe but i am really kicking myself for not yoloing that shit.
