I know it’s 100% stereo types but I found it deep in my meme collection and wanted to share!
It’s an old joke, but I kind of like it. Even if it’s stereotyping, it also sort of says that we all have our strengths and weaknesses. Although, I think british food gets too much flack and I find french police to be scarier than german.
Ruining pluralism is the new status quo for american cultural imperialism. “Imagine a world with only one culture, itd be so cool” Ig this is why U.S has two parties and they are doing their best to become one-party system. True brain activity optimization.
I’m surprised by Italians being the lovers here, I thought I was atypical for apparently being into people who are short, loud, and very opinionated
They do good work with their hands.
It’s talking about Italians, not New Yorkers who’s great grandma was Italian.
It never rang true, and it perpetuates idiotic stereotypes.
Still, it made me laugh.
Why do you think British police are good?
The Peelian ideal is genuinely quite good compared to many philosophies of policing in my view, the whole idea that the legitimacy of policing can only come from it being executed from the bottom-up by citizens in uniform rather than top-down from the state’s mandated skull-crackers is pretty progressive for 19th century London. The fact the police aren’t generally armed on this basis is rare internationally and genuinely a good thing in my view.
The problem is like any theory, it doesn’t often survive contact with reality for very long. The gap between the model and reality, and the value of the model itself have obviously been discussed at length elsewhere on here. Also the first ‘Peelers’ were not exactly popular too.
No guns, strong social incentive to be polite so even the bobbies aren’t as assholey as other cops.
At least that’s my theory
It’s an old meme, I don’t think OP is making any judgements about the British police.
Spanish people, despite being more catholic than all those countries, do not fit into heaven or hell.
I’m pretty sure hell has American police, healthcare, justice system, education and public transport. Not sure about the rest.
Food’s pretty good though
With british food then
That’s because of the Mexicans.
I rather have Dutch police though. They will even do your dishes in certain cases.
I know people like to rag on British food, but it hurts a little bit to see it rated below Swiss.
You have fish and chips, they have fondue. You both have one dish you excel at. Though now I’m thinking fondue dip for fish and chips would be delightful…
We’ve got Beef Wellington and Lancashire Hotpot as well. Not to mention the fact that every town in the North has a cake named after it.
They get a lot of points for still knowing how to make a good fondue or raclette. All the Brits have are scones and Indian food
This is a slander to great Brittish pie culture.
We have cheddar too. What about deep fried haggis?
We have cheddar too
Confused french noises
(To be perfectly honest there’s some good cheddar out there, but don’t tell my countrymen I said that)
France is dangerous. Visited Cherbourg a few months ago and spent like €50 on cheese.
All this thinking of cheese, now I want some Camembert.
Firstly, you can’t just melt cheese and call it a cuisine. Secondly, are you forgetting the glorious British carbonara?
Hey it takes skill to really nail a fondue. Raclette though, it’s basically all about choosing good quality ingredients, I’ll grant you that
Heaven would have no hierarchy
Don’t ask me about this. I assume all British police are like this person. 💙
Heaven is where the gay men are Belgian, the gay men are Armenian, the gay men are Indian, the gay men are Malaysian, the gay men are Peruvian, and the gay men are Cameroonian
I’m horny and indiscriminate
Heaven is where the gay women are German, the gay women are Italian, the gay women are Indian, the gay women are Kenyan, the gay women are Iraqi, aw hell it’s just got a wide variety of gay women too.
I too am horny and indiscriminate
FUUUCK I love gay men
Anywhere humans aren’t should be considered heaven
Swap the lovers and cooks in Heaven imo, I don’t need some hoity toity chef just gimme some pasta
I need so much butter and pastries. Give me that french food all day
American police would like a word about the hell assignment.
It would be very different if we weren’t only including Western Europe.
