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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

And they say great poets are no more

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And they say great poets are no more

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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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    “My d!ck STINKS! Push it to the limit!”

    -Game Grumps

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    Anyone else think his Twitter has been “hacked”?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    It only stinks bad because you’re straight and not a woman. The pheromones work the opposite way on you, obviously. /s

  • Baron von Fajita@infosec.pub
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    8 days ago

    Can we just exterminate him and get it over with?

  • Kruulos@sopuli.xyz
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    8 days ago

    Why in the everloving fuck are you giving social media space to this person… Please. Can we just ignore and move on? I was much happier prior to knowing what they say.

  • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 days ago

    I chose butt sex over being tate

  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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    8 days ago

    Dude probably shits in the shower. Guess he’ll have a fun time with his kinks in prison.

    • bss03@infosec.pub
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      Sometimes, you just gotta waffle stomp. /s

  • TheEntity@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    That’s parody, isn’t it? It must be.

    • chocrates@piefed.world
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      8 days ago

      Has to be fake, he’s an idiot but is he that much of an idiot?

      • iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works
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        Yes.

      • Pratai@piefed.ca
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        He is definitely that much of an idiot. This type of shit is what he thinks makes a man.

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          He’s gonna get a yeast infection

          • bbpr120@lemmy.world
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            8 days ago

            that poor yeast…

      • TrackShovel@lemmy.todayOP
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        8 days ago

        I think you’re overestimating him

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      8 days ago

      If your homie doesn’t have a stinky swamp pit that he scratches and lets you sniff… Then what do you live for?

  • OwOarchist@pawb.socialBanned
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    For someone who’s supposedly super-rich, super-popular with women, and has access to numerous actual sex slaves … why does he need to jerk himself off in the morning? He can’t find anyone willing to do it for him?

    Fuck, man. I’m dirt poor and socially awkward, and my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real ‘alpha’?

    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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      my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real ‘alpha’?

      I think according to the Romans your girlfriend would be the alpha? If I’m remembering correctly I think it was looked down upon to be receiving sexual favors, but not giving sexual favors? So I vote your girlfriend is the alpha.

      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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        Pretty sure it was the other way around. It also wasn’t gay if you topped.

        • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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          Depends on who you think is in charge of a blowjob. I for one think it’s the one who has the ability to chomp down on your sensitive bits.

          • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Thats definitely not how the Romans saw it though. And it’s not the way it works in modern society usually either. Giving a blowjob is almost always a submissive act. Roman poets also used to basically have rap battles or diss poems with eachother, and one of the most famous ones starts with the line “I will face-fuck and sodomize you”. Fucking someone in the mouth was considered a dominant act, and there were a lot of power dynamics in their society that would have made it a really bad idea for anyone on the receiving end to ‘chomp down’ in most cases.

            • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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              Giving a blowjob is almost always a submissive act.

              Maybe if you don’t have the heart of a champion.

      • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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        Nope. Actually the reverse, the fucked one is gay. Not the one who does the fucking. Conversely, making someone “submit” to pleasing you sexually, is manly. Doing that for someone else, isnt.

        But i see you already went with your more imaginative version in the other comments 🫠

        • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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          Idk, I think it boils down to one question. Do you give a blowjob, or do you receive one? Hard to be domineering when your privates are at the mercy of someone else’s teeth.

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        Hm… Alright, I think I can live with that.

        • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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          Well that’s prob for the best. Alternatively if we’re being thematic, I think you have to find another person to suck off if you really wanted the title of alpha. And as we already established, the boys are not doing well, so it would probably be a hassle.

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    The funny part is not being able to tell if this is fake or not

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    8 days ago

    Is ahhh…is t his real?

    Are men okay?

    Edit: I think any man that seriously follows And listens to people like this should be called Taters.

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      Chesko’s series of videos about men who apparently don’t wipe their ass and then demand their wives/girlfriends wash thier shit stained underwear has given me a profound perspective on men which is that no, no men in aggregate are not ok.

    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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      No, I don’t think boys are not doing okay as a whole.

      They weren’t doing great when I was in school in the early 00s, it’s hard to imagine but it seems things have gotten worse. At least then we didn’t have Nazis.

      • Zorque@lemmy.world
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        We didnt have obvious nazis.

        • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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          Eh, there were Nazi, but not Nazis accepted into normal society.

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            That depends entirely on how you define “normal”.

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      Tate and his followers are not “men”.

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      Hey taters are potatoes, and you shouldn’t speak I’ll of potatoes.

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        Don’t you wanna boil 'em? Mash 'em? Maybe stick 'em in a stew?

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    wouldn’t it be the opposite? Uteri clean themselves in the form of periods

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    Why is this piece of shit still breathing and Sir Patrick Stewart is not?

    • BadlyDrawnRhino @aussie.zone
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      How is this the post that I find out Patrick Stewart died at the end of last week.

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        I’m so sorry. It hit me like bricks the day of. Still not dealing with it well.

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    What a terrible day to be literate.

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