I’m still afraid to put anything in my ass. I want to though. It looks like it feels so good.
As a cishet man, I tried a regular sized one that my ex left behind. With the whole having a prostate thing, I expected to feel something at least interesting, but after a bunch of pose, speed and angle experimentation, it felt like a nothingburger, which really left me disappointed.
As a gay man, dildos do pretty much nothing for me as well…
Now, the real thing though oh boy is that a different story
Maybe you need a bigger one?
It can, it might not at first and it’s important to take it slow and use something safe. It also might not be for some people; I knew a woman who absolutely loved it, and one who derived no pleasure from it and referred to it in close company as “repeatedly shitting a dick” which might be one of the funniest takes I’ve heard on the subject. I’ve known guys on similar ends of the spectrum too, and really enjoy it myself.
It’s also I have a sensitive asshole. It bleeds from wiping my ass to hard. Not to be gross but, I think I may have hemorrhoids or something. Shitting a dick does sound funny though lol.
Get a bidet sprayer you can put on the toilet water supply. That’ll give your asshole some time to heal instead of being reopened every time you wipe and prevent worse problems. You will also become addicted to having a nice clean asshole all the time.
First off, I wouldn’t worry about grossness during a conversation about anal. But uh, I guess grossness warning on the below for anyone squeamish about talking about butt stuff and the related potential outcomes.
Shit happens, sometimes literally when you are talkin’ butt stuff, sometimes even despite multiple cleanses. Not saying you have to be into it when it does, but its good to be prepared for it both mentally (haha oops that’s my shit on the condom/strap/toy) and in terms of clean up (extra rubbers, tissues, toy cleaner, whatevs)
And for sure don’t do anal if you might have hemorrhoids, and maybe see a doctor too for that matter; I’m only familiar with them from a former partner having gotten them once but external ones are usually visually noticeable (or noticeable by touch if you don’t want to take a butthole pic but it’ll probs hurt.) They described the pain as extreme so you’d probably know if you had them but I’m guessing that’s not a guarantee? But yeah, any wound that could potentially open up and that is near shit is possible recipe for a really bad time, so probably doctor if you are worried about them.
I’m personally familiar with the sensitivity for wiping though; it hasn’t prevented me from enjoying a back door buddy so long as I’m mindful of not doing it for a little while after bleeding has happened. But I’ve found that I have that issue most often when my diet is terrible; a good clean diet with fiber (alternatively, a bad diet but with a multivitamin and benefiber can get a lot of the way there in my experience) can help with that.
Also as a reminder I’m just some non-doctor person on the internet who likes anal and has a pretty candid friend group so someone else may have better, less anecdotal input or experiences which contradict what has worked for me. I’m just hoping that sharing my experience with it might help others seeking to try it.
I’m personally familiar with the sensitivity for wiping though; it hasn’t prevented me from enjoying a back door buddy so long as I’m mindful of not doing it for a little while after bleeding has happened.
Does yours bleed then? Is there still hope for me? It’s not everytime I wipe, just to clarify. I usually use wet wipes to clean after shitting. More often than not it’s fine unless i’m having a bad shit day.
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(Just to tack on; moist toilet paper is fine to flush but under NO circumstances flush a wetwipe/one of those packeted cleaning wipes, they’re all unflushable, no matter what the marketing says.)
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Technically anything is flushable if you’re brave enough.
I’ve seen the commercials where they flush a bucket of golf balls.
Well it’ll leave your toilet for sure, but its the pipes afterwards that’ll get blocked
Nothing to lose for trying.
Fear is part of the thrill tbf
seems kind-of gay
don’t assume the dildo’s gender.
It’s not gay if you get fucked in the ass by a female dildo. That’s just science.
Counterpoint
That last one was a banger 🤣
You wish
Ok ngl, I would love a dildo to strap up with that’s shaped more like an estrogenized dick. Mind you it’d just be part of the arsenal, but it would be a fun twist
in 1882 German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche kind-of published the book The Gay Science
Sex toys don’t have a gender, what people enjoy doing with toys by themselves have literally zero bearing on their sexuality.
You can just as much enjoy using a dildo anally as a straight man as you can as a gay man.
I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!
Hey by the way thanks for the profiteroles, they were delicious.
Feeling a bit less like a prize asshole.
Stuff priests say
Want one in tacti-cool camo and smelling of diesel?
It comes with lube that can also be used as motor oil.
seems kind-of a gay perspective
There’s vastly more heterosexual anal sex happening in the world than homosexual anal sex.
As a gay man, this knowledge makes me insanely jealous
C’mon boys! Let’s get those numbers up!
The statistics are skewed by Heterosexual Anal Sex Georg
For a minute I thought Georg was your name and you had a signature for your comments
-trying to make a change
if you’re still confused here’s a Wikipedia article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georgalso, imagine being such a shitposter your comment gets it’s own Wikipedia article. goals tbh
Stop it! You’re just making me more jealous! And horny!
Georg
Oh, I bet he’s all beefy and hairy…Mmmmm…
Stupid hairy Georg with his beefy butt
That’s right, honey. Didn’t call you here to solve P vs NP.
kind-of some gay connotations here
Yeah the top shortage has really got people down bad
This is a lie. Literally no top shortage. Maybe you over the top queens in LA, but on the east coast, trolling for dick is easy.
seems kind-of a gay thing to say
In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.
Lemmanites will literally walk into
/c/nothing-said-in-here-is-seriousand immediately try to set the record straight.Um actually you’re in Lemmy Shitpost right now.
And also “literally” was the Doctor, you’re thinking of “literally’s monster”
😂 I’ll still take it over the bullshit everywhere else, though
So dot you tho what difference does it make and every man on lemmy except me?
This is jenkson
Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
Waow…would :3
Those things are expensive tho 😭I can actually do that.
“But why are you telling me?”
Because when you have talent, you want to brag sometimes.
*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop
"Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory. You’ll have to pull it from the stone, but without using your hands. "
You expected powerful lower muscles, but little did you expect the chosen one to be the great swallower
Good lord what is happening in here?
Aurora Borealis?
Localized entirely within your what?
Can I see it?
Your place or mine?
Mm… No.
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen!?
Yes
We’re talking about dildos because I assume many here are sexually repressed much like myself.
It’s an Assekai.
Or into them
Anyone for some head-cake? It’s deluxe
Anyone for some nose-cake?Hi all!
