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I have no reason to deceive you.

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  • ben_dover@lemmy.world
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    dudes worry about their dick size too much. i don’t have a 12" dong, yet every woman I’ve been with before told me it could be a bit smaller and that they’re struggling with it

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      1000004584

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        go fuck yourself. not everyone is from a country where pedophilia is normal

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          maybe next time you shouldn’t humble brag about your various sexual partners sexual organs?

          1000004585

    • als@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The worst of having an 11" dong

      • HawtP0tat0@sh.itjust.works
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        Women can barely handle my 10" dong.

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    Does she looks like the Topollillo or it’s only me?

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      I don’t think you look like the Topollillo

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    I’ve heard the first half before. 🤷

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    I saw this trailer the other day, and until a few minutes ago I had no idea it’s a documentary. Jesus christ, it’s going to be an incredible piece of work.

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      It should be titled “an incredible piece of work”

    • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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      In the trailer she comes across as a complete psycho. But not in the conventional way. She comes across as an unhinged narcissist pretending to be sickly sweet and kind. Probably because that’s what she is.

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        If she isn’t and she is acting, she is the best actress I have ever seen.

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    Wait wait wait, that’s the real Elizabeth Holmes speaking with the real Nathan Fielder?

    Dude what the fuck is this timeline?

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      And you’re the real Jax making a real comment on the real Fediverse?!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM
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      I didn’t know what she looked like before this, but I recognized Nathan Fielder and assumed this was acted. Nope!

      Apparently she requested his crew to make this documentary, and he even lived with her and her husband for a while to do it. Absolutely insane.

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      And I believe its a REAL documentary too.

      Everything about her is fake. It was when she defrauded investors, her speaking voice, and apparently her goddamn facial expressions too.

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        It is indeed a real documentary. Nathan Fielder spent 30 days living with her before she was incarcerated. I can’t wait to watch this shit when it loads for me.

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          That’s OK, I didn’t want to know the name of this documentary anyway…

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            You Can See Everything

            • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I could if I could travel the world.

            • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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              Where?

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                I think he’s in right field.

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                  Who? I just want the name of the documentary?

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            Hahahaha sorry… I wasn’t thinking except about how much I wanted to see it. Another commenter got it: You Can See Everything

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              Yeah, that’s why I want to watch it.

              Whats it called?

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                You Can See Everything. Pretty wild

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                  Yes, I’d love to see the whole thing, if you’d just tell me the title.

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                Who’s on first?

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                  What’s on second?

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      I have no idea who either of these people are

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        Nathan Fielder is a very funny man, look up Nathan for You.

        Elizabeth Holmes is a fraudster, I would just watch the documentary if you want to learn more about her. Or you can look her up, it was big news a few years ago.

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          I would definitely recommend watching video of her. The stupid fake tough guy voice she did was absolutely hilarious.

          • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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            And people bought into it for $800M.

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              Pfft, couldn’t even hit a billion

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            She was trying to imitate Steve Jobs, not really a “tough guy” voice.

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      I saw the trailer and was thinking why the fuck is this a documentary. Now understand. She is psycho and has those crazy eyes. Think there a baby in the background too.

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    Me watching the first part of the trailer: “Why is she wearing an expression as if she is wearing a mask?”

    My autistic ass after: “oh, fuck, she’s the bad guy”

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    I have definitely had the reverse experience. Ends up meaning certain positions are off limits, have to be gentle and careful with every thrust. It’s not a great experience for either of you.

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      Also BJs make their jaw hurt

    • myyass@lemmy.world
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      Bumpin into the ol cervix eh.

      • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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        If it’s long enough it goes where it belongs, behind the cervix 🤤

        • datavoid@sh.itjust.works
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          The fuck is that emoji for

        • ZebulonP@lemmy.world
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          That’s not how female anatomy works.

          • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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            They might be talking about the A or P spot. Anterior and posterior Fornix or however it’s spelled

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              Indeed

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          lol I would say it was a boxing match.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Yep, my ex was giant and I wasn’t the first partner of hers to complain about it

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    Oh man that lady is sexy as hell and I know I can change her.

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh hell no. Narcissists are the 9th level of hell of crazy. Never worth it.

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        Never worth it.

        Worth noting, by all means have some mind blowing sex with the crazy women but don’t marry them.

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          Narcissists don’t work that way. If they like you enough to have sex with you, good chance you saying no in the future will hurt their ego and now you got a stalker who will tell your family, friends and police all sorts of nonsense to attempt to trap you.

          It’s never worth it.

          • LePoisson@lemmy.world
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            Well, I was making a joke. Obviously people should be careful with who they share themselves with and use their best judgment.

            Also I’m sorry for whoever hurt you, I’m not going through your account history but based on this comment it sounds like maybe you had to deal with some narcissist bullshit first hand. Me too, so best of luck and hopefully it has or will get better.

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              Haha it’s not me, it’s a buddy of mine who ignored all warnings and started hooking up with her. But she has dragged in people from my social circle, involved children, authorities, etc. It’s a lot of stress just being involved second hand.

              Just really serious with my warnings because too many people think “I can change her/him” or “Its just this one time, it won’t matter”. Narcissists are super dangerous to deal with and will metaphorically burn the world around them to get what they believe they deserve. Much like the current US president.

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                Jesus Christ that’s crazy. Like actually crazy not just funny crazy.

                will metaphorically burn the world around them to get what they believe they deserve. Much like the current US president.

                Tell me about it. I have folks who (probably) voted for Trump telling me they’re worried about the food supply … These are the consequences for our politics and for electing Trump. Himself and his admin are only doing what they said they would. Which is awful.

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            And they won’t like “you”, it’s only their validation you are there to do, so don’t think the sex is going to be better than using a sexy fuck doll.

            The “good” (sex) crazy is another type of crazy, like possessiveness and so on.

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          have some mind blowing sex with the crazy women

          yeah the trick is faking your death so convincingly that you can escape

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      Would

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        • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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          What was he saying?

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          I love this picture, because nobody is wasting time wringing their hands about the impropriety, they’re all just doing what they see as needing to be done. Whether it’s the guy speaking, the one handing him notes, the people yelling at him or trying to physically stop him from speaking, or the people defending him with their bodies and physically holding back the ones trying to stop him.

          The sense of duty is on full display from all sides in this image, and everyone is doing it with a sense of decorum too. A breach of procedure for sure, but who can say anyone in this photo doesn’t look in total possession of themselves?

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            It is beautiful. Thank you for putting it into words.

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            The woman on the left, simply stating, again, I TOLD YOU

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      I saw this comment “I bet it grips like a corporate handshake”

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    What film?

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      I can see everything.

      Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI

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      https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/nathan-fielder-documentary-elizabeth-holmes-you-can-see-everything-9.7334715

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    I sort of understand malignant narcissism and its early victims. I’ll never understand the suckers who fall for it again after it’s been clearly and publicly exposed. Idiots are going to give this POS more money for a new project, if they haven’t already.

    Edit: I’m not talking about Fielder. I’m talking about the inevitable investors.

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    I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I can already tell she’s the monster.

    With those completely dead eyes and that humanesque make-up style that you see on hell-fled demons trying to fit into normal human civilization; it’s even trying to build a nest by luring in that unsuspecting man into its den with her spawn in that crib (probably to feed it when it hatches). It’s already scaring the shit out of me.

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      i think he knows what she is. i am so excited to see this in the theater

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        True! I’m really hoping the monster has leatherface style stitched skin and tattered bat wings myself.

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          if you unzip her skin suit, this comes out

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            And then she pees in your butt!

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      Lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes……

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      What is the movie?

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        “You Can See Everything” documentary about Elizabeth Holmes starring NATHAN FIELDER that comes out next month

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          if you havent seen his back catalogue, start right now. he is crazy and i love him

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            I like the autism test episode lol

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    god i miss her

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    To anyone wanting a teaser at the upcoming documentary:

    https://youtu.be/GGJSRFWALTI

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      I have no idea who those people are and the trailer doesn’t help me the slightest bit to know what’s going on.

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        The woman is Elizabeth Holmes, the Theranos fraud.

        The film tho

        On September 6, 2026, You Can See Everything, an A24 documentary depicting Holmes in the weeks before she began her prison sentence, premiered in a surprise screening at the Telluride Film Festival.

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          The woman is Elizabeth Holmes, the Theranos fraud.

          The what?

          Just kidding, I just looked it up myself. She started a company with a product that didn’t exist… that’s all?

          The whole story reads a bit underwhelming. But I guess it was a big deal if there is now a movie about it.

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            Not really a movie, just some guy followed her around a bit before she went to prison. She isn’t inherently interesting, just I think people are fascinated by a twisted mind like this. Especially because the documentary/whatever apparently doesn’t paint her in a good light, and she still allowed it. Delusional from start to end.

            Surprised you’d never heard of Theranos before though. ColdFusion did a great short doco on it.

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              People here missing that Nathan’s mind is probably just as twisted, but in a different way.

              This movie is going to be a trip.

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              She’s also really representative of the tech world of the late 10s on. SBF was juicer in drama, but Holmes is wild in what she managed to get away with and how long it took before anyone noticed it wasn’t physically possible to do what she claimed

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        Hah yeah it really doesn’t, does it‽

        She is Elizabeth Holmes. Convicted fraudster responsible for Therenos which promised to sell miracle blood testing kits, but actually just got a lot of investor cash and conned a lot of people. Looking at this trailer, she still seems to believe her own crazy, but who knows.

        He is Nathan Fielder, I guess you’d call him a filmmaker comedian? His schtick is that he’s basically able to put people in awkward situations in a way that is frankly hard to describe for me. The Rehearsal and Nathan For You are both very very unique and hilarious, but not for everyone.

        I am unreasonably excited for this movie.

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      That is unnerving

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        With no context it would be a horror movie trailer.

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    I’m a successful billionaire and I see no red flags what so ever!

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      Oh, so that’s why my pants feel funny.

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