I always thought it was three seconds.
Well then good news|
One… Two… Five!
That’s when it’s wet.
Five just rolls off the tongue better
I thought the five second rule was how long until you could claim a newly-vacated seat.
just think of all the food I’ve wasted
Me too! The three seconds rule is what I based all my life on, for several scenarios you can guess
Fucking and, uh…?
memory
Sorry do I know you?
If you finish in three seconds, does that mean you can’t catch anything?
Jeborkling, primarily
Woah, you too?
Hero updates:
Bacteria
[Infect] Cast time reduced from 5 to 4 seconds.
“…if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! I eat it! Yes I do! Even if I’m at a sidewalk cafe. In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year’s morning, during a soccer riot!” - George Carlin
I love George Carlin but describing a soccer riot in Calcutta is a special kind of American.
Dunk it in toilet bowl water and it’ll be fine.
Wow, I haven’t seen this french lady Mélissa Theuriau) for ages. That’s my sign to schedule a colonoscopy
I was just thinking the same. I remember when she was everywhere.
She will assist the doctor during the process sir
if it’s not wet and not got debris or hair, it’s probably good for me
taste some real interesting slimes that way too
