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I looked at this post, and my brain automatically started playing the song from the keygen of Sony Vegas, lol

Oh, a cute one!

Yeah, I’m okay. It’s just my monthly belly pain subscription, lol

I think 9

I have no idea why, but my first thought was that the one in the spiky collar is a girl and the other one is a femboy, haha

She looks like an actress from a commercial of a toothpaste recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists!

This is the best kind of mystery noise!

Many people told me that I was being annoying when I did that 🥲

The origin story of Crazy Frog 😂

I came here to say this. It’s creepy that their first thought was this, but also, the obsession with a new game usually lasts for like 2-3 weeks, and then people are normal about it once more. Is it really going to affect them so much that Dave is slightly less efficient for less than a month? Oh, the horrors.
That sounds silly.

Hey, where did you get this picture of me from? 😂

It sounds like that one Asterix movie where they had to do the twelve tasks.
In one task Obelix went into an all-you-can-eat restaurant and had to eat everything he was given. He did. Then the cook ran out crying that he has nothing else to serve and he is now ruined.
Obelix went out like, “Such a weird cook; he gave me appetizers and left!”

…or a shitshow…

I think it should also be an extended board with stickers and emojis.

Imagine people in 2227 organizing a spiritual seance to contact their ancestors, and all they get is “rawr”

Outrageous! They are treating us Antikythera players like second-class citizens! >:(

Why in tarnation can’t we afford the menstruation crustacean station? I guess we’ll need a donation.

Me neither. I would be like, “Well, it’s the alligator’s hat now”

Dubi dubi duba, dubi dubi duba