Hes dead
Still waiting for anything to actually come from it AND be able to finally officially celebrate
Just celebrate now. Worst case scenario is he’s not actually dead but will be soon, so you can celebrate twice!
YeahI know. Maybe if I find another bottle of bubbly to try out
Maybe he moved to Moscow
He absolutely has to be, or at least has such brain damage he cannot function properly. They wouldn’t go through so much to hide his state like this.
They’re hiding the entire state of Kentucky?
I guess I’m good with that.
Accuttaally He’s on life support and being flipped twice a day to prevent the corpse from infection
I was just talking about this for my fiance last night. I can guarantee you that it won’t be long after the election that he will have suddenly died in the hospital. My opinion is that he’s probably just being kept on life support, brain dead.
It’s been 75 days already?? Fuck this guy.
Impossible. He’s dead.
Not with that attitude.
the Harp bs was probably realesed to distract from it
Everything all the time is a distraction from the two only two things that really matter:
- The upcoming rigged mid-terms and the final entrenchment of the American fascist regime.
- The Epstein files.
We’ve moved on from demanding answers. Now people just say, he’s dead, and carry on.
How about we all do the same and receive the same benefits… oh right none of us are a corrupt asshole that has received gifts and funding from every shitty company that has been poisoning us and the planet!
I think the turtle is dead
At this point the deadline has passed for it to matter for bye-elections. If he was dead why wouldn’t they just say so. The whole thing stinks, it hasn’t made a lick of sense from the start.
At this point the deadline has passed for it to matter for bye-elections.
Well fuck. I hope there’s still time for the hello-elections!
lol
The actual issue is that we didn’t know when to pop the bottles.
They can’t announce it too quickly or else it’ll look suspicious… well, more suspicious than this shit already looks. They think they’re pulling a sneaky
This exactly it. Plus the Kentucky Governor said they’re are loop holes they can use if he is dead, so they are delaying for as long as they can. Which likely means until the next GOP person can campaign and run for senator.
Could be brain dead and they are working on a technicality. Definitely have enough money and resources to keep a pseudo-corpse around for quite awhile.
Nope! Chuck Testa.
Considering what Republican US senators do, his absence makes exactly zero difference.
When it comes out that he’s dead but they waited long enough that there is no time for a special election, they should just have the special election anyway, because he was away from his duties before the deadline.
It’s procedural fuckery to get what you want. he would’ve loved it.
At this point they will keep covering up his death until Jan 21st.
I dare they make him immortal, since legal death just turns out to be so hilariously circumventable.
AI Mitch will agree with everything the president says!
Part of the reason for the deadline is so the special election could be held properly with sufficient time to staff and run it how you’re supposed to.
Regardless of this fucking chicanery nobody should be pushing to give them excuses to water down election integrity or change established rules on the fly. He can be ousted in the midterms.
When it comes out that he’s dead but they waited long enough that there is no time for a special election, they should just have the special election anyway, because he was away from his duties before the deadline.
No. Kentucky’s governor should just immediately appoint a replacement, because the law requiring a special election was already unconstitutional (according to KY’s state constitution) to begin with. Which is also, by the way, probably why they’re continuing to conceal his death even after the fake ‘deadline’ has passed.
That’s okay.
All of Congress has been missing for almost 2 years.
More like 10. Maybe they were present during the video admin, I honestly can’t recall. Don’t remember anything happening In those 4 years other than waiting for the fascists to come back
You got my hopes up. I read MMA instead of MIA for a second. Now you have to make it happen or I’m gonna cry.

No worries, jake paul will fight him soon.
Dude that’s not fair. Jake Paul fought an olive garden last week
Current US politics are ridiculous. How come there aren’t large protests with burnt tires, thrown concrete blocks, and biological waste being pumped into government buildings like France had in the recent years? And before anybody points that out, French police and military also have guns, so being armed is not unique to the US forces. Hasn’t prevented the unarmed Frenchies from taking action too.
Mere words don’t mean anything to these politicians.
French cops aren’t allowed to unionize so they’re fundamentally different than US cops
Yeah, it’s so weird. Cops get to unionize, but normal workers? F- them, I guess? The place is screwy, like Hell.
How many deaths were attributed to French police last year?
They’re using this to test how long Americans will tolerate having a clearly dead person hold elected office for when Trump finally farts himself to death
And if evidence is anything to show, they’ll forget in approx 4 weeks.
Why when there’s already Grassley. Hell they had Diane Feinstein still voting for what a year after showing she had no mental facilities or ability to do anything without massive assistance?
Evil continues to win.
Because good ppl keep doing nothing.
MIANaw we all know he dead. Even where his body is.










