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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days ago
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  • kazerniel@piefed.world
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    14 days ago

    this sparks joy 😊

  • eurodyne@piefed.world
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    This makes me wonder if he’s carrying a magical ring somewhere very important

  • TabbsTheBat (they/them)@pawb.social
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    I know there’s a pumpkin boat race in the US… oregon I think. And im pretty sure one in canada as well :3 I stumbled upon content of one of the people who would participate talking about how they grow the pumpkins and pick the best ones for the race. Interesting stuff overall

    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      There’s also one in Kasterlee, Belgium

    • bashibazouk@lemmy.world
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      https://parks.tualatinoregon.gov/events/pumpkin-regatta/

      Tualatin specifically, which is a small city in the Portland Metro…

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      There should be a modified class. Wherein a certain percentage of the weight can be physical mods, like a bow for reduced resistance. Oar locks, etc. No power, though.

      And, a battle class. Last one floating wins.

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        pumpkin boat fight!

  • huppakee@lemmy.world
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    Not sure whats weirder, rowing around in a pumpkin or raising a pumpkin.

    • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world
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      It’s a sad story. It’s mother abandoned it, so it was raised by a human and has never known true pumpkin life.

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    It’s giving James And The Giant Peach.

    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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      My latent boomer genes are activating upon hearing that phrase

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    I really appreciate the choice of jacket

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      I mean… you want to be easily spotted if something goes wrong with your pumpkin but safety yellow would just clash.

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    If Tim Burton is short of ideas for another film, this could be his The Straight Story. (He won’t need to resort to any tricks to get in the shot of some spooky pumpkins that is his trademark.)

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    Raised?

    • Kellenved@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes, he himself

    • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      The stellar education system is at it again.

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    Paul and the giant pumpkin

    • 0xDREADBEEF@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That movie made me so damn hungry for cantaloupe

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    What happens if they are still in the water after the palace clocktower strikes midnight?

    • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org
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      This is after the midnight.

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    I have doubts about the “boat” but the rest of the equipment looks well prepared.

    • BasedMaquisEddington@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s an ancient style of boat. I learned this recently because a Welsh bro made one in an episode of Alone.

      Designed for use in swiftly flowing streams, the coracle has been in use on the British Isles for millennia, having been noted by Julius Caesar[4] in his invasion of Britain in the mid first century BC, and used in his military campaigns in Spain.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coracle

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    Dudes will see this and say “hell yeah”

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      Chicks will see this and say “hell yes!”

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        Cinderella will see this and say “That’s my pumpkin! I don’t know you!”

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          That girl ain’t right

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          James and the Giant Peach will see this and say “Pfft, amateur.”

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            My first though was Roald Dahl!

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    Damariscotta, Maine has a giant pumpkin fest that includes these type of “boats” for a regatta and races. It’s a fun weekend!

    https://www.mainepumpkinfest.com/

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    El Cinderello

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    He raised that pumpkin just to kill it and play in its skin. And vegans say we’re the monsters? Deplorable 😭

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