you know, as opposed to all the other ones that definitely are.
Maaan.
My favourite thing about Lemmy is learning celebrities died via memes
well, to start with,he aint bright at all
Aw man. Tim Curry copped it too.
What a world we live in
What is left, is no longer worth it.
Launch the nukes!
Man, this post bombed.
We should nuke it!
Somebody fucking bubble wrap Willie Nelson!
So he finally escaped to the one place not currently corrupted by capitalism…
Ever since space tourism, capitalism has corrupted space. So, yeah, I guess the afterlife is all that’s left (assuming plenary indulgences were bullshit).
I don’t think he was catholic, so he’s probably fine.
WHAT don't tell my cats they'll be heartbroken

You’ve got to keep going until you get redacted
Until every last one of his whorecrux victims is found…
The bright orange fuck probably put a curse on everyone else to die before him.
tic…tic…tic…
Ya hear that, Donny?
tic…tic…tic…
He’s not a well man and it’s coming soon, my brothers and sisters!
I’m not optimistic. He has access to what is quite literally the best medical teams in the world, bar none, and I don’t really think that’s an exaggeration to say.
Even the best can’t keep someone alive forever. Unless they figure out cloning or mind upload or something…
This time, he got a star of Home Alone 2. He’s getting closer…
shit. someone lock up the Culk.
This is how I learn the news. I think Tim would have been okay with that.
I can think of no higher honor than enabling a rule-of-three that would please 90% of the world.
dammit.
if it were a fair world, Raul Julia would have gotten to keep his powers while filming street fighter instead of dying and we would have a real god for president instead of this bloated sack of shit.
Damnit Janet!
Theyre absorbing the LGBTQIA+ icons to resurrect Mitch








