cm0002@mander.xyz to Political Memes@lemmy.ca · 2 months agoA perfect shit stormlemmy.mlimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squarescrodumb@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper per year That’s a role every two and a half days. And they still had to normalize skidmarks. Americans are disgusting people.
minus-squareparanoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWe use one roll every 3-4 months. Bidet for the win!
minus-squareparanoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI use a bit of toilet paper to dry off and do a make-sure
minus-squareminorkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoHow are your rolls lasting 3-4 months then? Are you a midget?
minus-squarewyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoMath is hard, it’s true.
minus-squaremrgoosmoos@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agojesus, I don’t even use that much and I use what I thought was a lot plus I use it as tissues for blowing my nose
minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThe average American must need more fiber
minus-squarewyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThe “average American” is a gawdamned idiot. Cows can use tools better than those morons. Go figure.
minus-squareRadiallyAxiomatic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoHey, it is difficult to reach your butthole when you are twice the healthy BMI. And the back inflexibility from sitting 16hrs a day doesn’t help either.
That’s a role every two and a half days.
And they still had to normalize skidmarks.
Americans are disgusting people.
We use one roll every 3-4 months. Bidet for the win!
What do you dry off with?
I use a bit of toilet paper to dry off and do a make-sure
How are your rolls lasting 3-4 months then? Are you a midget?
Math is hard, it’s true.
jesus, I don’t even use that much and I use what I thought was a lot plus I use it as tissues for blowing my nose
The average American must need more fiber
The “average American” is a gawdamned idiot. Cows can use tools better than those morons. Go figure.
Hey, it is difficult to reach your butthole when you are twice the healthy BMI. And the back inflexibility from sitting 16hrs a day doesn’t help either.