That explains it.

Dowvoted for American hubris.

9.5/10 don’t reach the zipper.

He said “hsssssss” a lot and also “meow”.

Circumcision is genital mutilation plain and simple. You’re an archaic FREAK if you practice it. A degenerate. Scum of the earth. Heavy is the hood that sheaths the peen.

the room.

My grandma had two black cats, one named Goblin and the other Poussiere (french for Dust) because he had a little grey smudge on his forehead.

Won’t somebody please think of the poor Americans who’ve had four decades to prevent this!

The 19^th Hole

Cool story bruh

Well yeah, if it was corn fed it wouldn’t be just a fart.

Chapman’s wouldn’t use American cream. They likely sourced things like stabilizers, dyes, sweeteners and flavourings.

Lake HUSSEIN Obama

Michigan

BREAKING NEWS: Province of Quebec renames Mar-a-Lago to Merde-a-Lago

Chances are the honour will befall an American McDonald’s grill cook.

Something tells me quality is about to skyrocket.

Nate Silver uses an aggregate of dozens of polls and weights each one based on numerous factors including historical accuracy and bias.

His model correctly projected Trump win in 2015 even when most polls said otherwise.

The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper per year

That’s a role every two and a half days.

And they still had to normalize skidmarks.

Americans are disgusting people.

Urine isn’t conductive enough.

Carbon nanoparticles are.

You can make crude carbon nanoparticles from two carbon rods, submerged in water, one connected to positive one connected to negative. Low voltage. Let itrun for a day or two.

Then boil it down to reduce it by 75% and rehydrate with piss.

Bam.

Most Americans can’t even count to 40 let alone 40,000,000,000,001