If you broke it, anon, it was from improper operation; not regular usage.
Some religious nutter trying to spread misinformation.
Oh yeah, I was originally thinking homeboy just developed ED but propaganda is just as likely .
For real. Nothing in the real world works like he’s portraying it.
I could see someone having a dwindling libido for unrelated reasons and confabulating a false narrative like this one to explain it. (Though even if he truly believes what he’s saying, it’s likely due to exposure to #nofap nuts.)
Skill issue
Yeah pretty much anything can fuck up your body if you do too much of it for too long in the wrong ways.
Weed can be behaviorally addictive even though it doesn’t cause the same kind of neurochemical dependence. Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason when a bunch of other stimulants that also cause heart problems aren’t. Let your kid play the wrong video games and suddenly you have a 10y/o with a gambling addiction. Even running is great cardio but it can literally fuck up your skeleton if you run on the wrong surfaces and wear the wrong kind of footwear.
You gotta pay attention to all the shit you’re doing pretty much all of the time to catch whatever your ‘thing’ is gonna be before it damages your body permanently. It’s exhausting. That’s the main thing rich people have over poor people health wise. They get enough time off from both work and domestic responsibility to watch that kinda stuff and intervene with a different coping strategy when it’s getting out of hand. Sure not all of them take advantage of that but that’s a personal problem at least they have the time to do it if they want to.
Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason
Because they’re largely harmless. Being a stimulant isn’t bad, there’s nothing insane about that.
Also, caffeine addiction is relatively easy to overcome. Nicotine addiction isn’t and tobacco, its main source, contains tons of other crap, which is why governments have been running anti-smoking campaigns for decades but keep their actions against caffeine to “don’t give energy drinks to minors” and “please don’t sell premixed alcoholic caffeinated beverages”.
While true, the person you replied to isn’t completely wrong. When I first got my ADHD medication I had to leave out all stimulants to see how the medication works. I had the most brutal headache and no amount of ibuprofen worked. I had to reduce the caffeine intake gradually to be able to function again.
Weed definitely is addictive. I function way better without it, but it’s just too good to leave out.
They are completely wrong because they’re saying it’s insane that caffeine and nicotine are legal, they blew right past the reasonable nuance.
Lol, guess my ADHD skipped that part. But let’s be honest, nicotine being legal is kinda shit. It’s literally a neurotoxin.
Thank you for this comment, helps put some things in perspective for me. Nice to see some more nuance on the internet too.
holy shit this is the most obvious sockpuppet I’ve ever seen
what the fuck yo??
What is a sockpuppet?
I think they are pretty much saying im a fake account made by apytele to agree to their post…I created this account days before apytele wrote that comment, so shrugs. Kind of wild the accusations people will throw around with evidence as thin as a thread of silk.
yeah, uh, kinda like the sockpuppet said… y’know it’s kinda funny this is like little leagues lol. you can see some really obvious sockpuppets with months of regular commenting completely unrelated to the main account before they activate it… can link an example if anyone is interested…
my headcannon is apytele is shocked that their ingenious plan to play up their comments is not only obvious but so commonly employed that there’s a term for it lol
my version of events here is that apytele made an account a couple days ago (on the same instance with an extremely similar extremely unique naming convention…) made 6 comments unrelated to where their main account normally hangs out in a laughable attempt to make it a believable unique account from their main, then uses that account to glaze this (potentially slightly unpopular) comment of theirs. they wanted other people to see the response and go “oh wow yeah! that is nuanced!!”
I think despite the attempt to make the sockpuppet seem emotional and reactive in a way the main usually isn’t, it’s pretty obvious they’re written by the same person lol
What makes you think this is a sockpuppet, just the similar usernames?
Also no one talks like that
Considering ESL and neurodiverse people … some people absolutely talk like that.
Wait, what about my username is sockpuppety? I just kinda combined 2 names I use on different accounts into one.
Same number of letters and both begin with a capital A, and neither of them are words in a language that’s common on Lemmy. I think it might just as well be a coincidence, though.
Sockpuppets do exist and certain kinds of people love a good witchhunt.
Huh…thank you! I call myself Asoran online a lot, and also have accounts where i call myself Nyxian or Nyxi. I just kinda thought they sounded good when i combined them together. Probably crashed out a bit too much to the person accusing me of being a sockpuppet. Im kindaaaa insecure about the way I talk and how I come across so it hit me a bit hard I guess. Shouldn’t be so sensitive with random internet people though so thats kinda on me.
well fuck me i guess…im already constantly self conscious about the way i speak, so thanks for making me feel worse when i already read through all my post 50 million fucking times to make sure i dont come across as weird or oddly worded before i comment asshole. I fuckig hate the internet, i should just fucking delete all my accounts at this point. god forbid i try to leave a nice comment without getting dogpiled just for the way i word things…
Edit: apparently sockpuppets and bots are different things. Whatever, not gonna accept the premise of assholes who just like to throw accusations around and attack people.
I want to know EXACTLY how much masturbation makes one’s “penis not work” but i suspect it differs from person to person.
Perhaps the first monks were people who wanked once and then went “oh no… Oh no no no”
As an ex porn addict, if you have “ED” from porn specifically, its a mental thing. I had an issue where my wife and i couldnt get anything done (because i was masturbating just fine 4x a day)
Simply dont do that or stick to >once a day and youll be aight. Maybe do some exercise and eat well, jerk off without porn, etc
I agree. From my experience with maturation, the less you master bate, the better an erection is. And the less porn you use.
It doesn’t. Bro has ED and wants to blame it on porn and masterbation.
You get that from porn and masturbation. Where else do you think he has gotten it from, or where do you think people usually get it from?
Old age where your body stops functioning properly.
You also don’t have to be a gymnast to get back pain.
Young people can get ED from excessive porn use. What do you gain from lying about this?
You also don’t have to be a gymnast to get back pain.
Hence why it is laughable that you’re presenting old age as the only route to ED
No they can’t, get a job
You’re pathetic and porn addicted
The amount is none because that’s not how penises work
POV: Pseudoscience 4channer tries to make a suprius connection between edging and erectile disfunction.
Nofap propaganda mastermind strikes again
Read “The Multiorgasmic Man”. Edging does not break your dick.
Pardon my ignorance but what the fuck is “edging?”
Not letting yourself cum while you masturbate. For long times.
You keep yourself on the edge,slowing down when you get close etc to prolong the masturbation before orgasm
zero libido now. No interest in women or sex.
How do I achieve this?
Cut off your dick and balls
ಠ_ಠ
With SSRIs
(Honestly though, don’t take them if you don’t need them)
Hormone imbalance
Or suicide…
Mid 30s and still going strong 💪 i can edge for hours. Recently i visited family for a week and didnt fap the whole time, when I finally got home fapped for 5 hours and cummed 7 times.
Sounds like a skill issue tbh. I think in my late teens and early 20s I spent more waking hours with dick in hand than not.
this reads like greentext
Nah the green text is just total bullshit. That is not how any of that works, medically speaking. Sure you can create psychological issues, and sperm volume can go down temporarily from extreme, eh, flow, but that’s as close to real as the post gets.
For real, the post feels like one of those christian anti-porn campaigns.
A real telltale sign of the far-bible-team is the part where he does everything else except see a doctor.
I hope you used both arms bro.
I have a variety of toys and methods to keep it interesting…
Sounds like y’all been cranking dat hog a lil too hard brotha! Give that shit a few days rest. Can I get a hell ya brotha?!?
I can still get erections despite having T levels that are too low to measure with a normal blood test. Skill issue.
Hmm, any idea why your body works that way?
Yes
Maybe he’s gay.
Fake and gay.
Or religious, which is the same.
Just stop jerkin’ it for a while and take macca with a multi vitamin for about two months.
Macca?
Australian McDonald’s.
By week 2 of your Macca’s diet your dick will have turned into a little button, by week 4 you grow boobs, but by week 8 that button shoots semen like a firehose. Works for me every time I jack off until my balls are permanently dry.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10910417/
I’ve been taking regular strength Maca like 1000mg a day and a Swanson multivitamin every morning for two months, after a not so great depression battle that left my sexual functions in not a great spot.
I plan stopping the Maca next month but I’m never stopping the multivitamin.
I was gonna try the prostate blend from Swanson vitamins but there’s a lot of supplements that do the hair loss thing and I’m not about that.
Also you don’t realize how much water intake effects your penis. Staying hydrated is important because it’s not just a muscle, it’s skin and skin needs to stay hydrated.
I also started drinking an electrolyte solution from Amazon every Sunday because I read how much our food is devoid of nutrients.
Life got better I feel more energetic and I don’t feel low.
Semen is stored in the prostate, not the balls just fyi.
Do I think this person got so good at jerking it that he burned out his sexual functioning, or do I think this guy just aged out of puberty and his bad diet and lifestyle crashed his testosterone?
Sounds like age. Bad diet, heavy drug/alcohol use, and age pretty much guarantees ED. Can be fixed by cleaning your life up and/or medication.
I’ve always had a bad diet. In my late teens I was physically active and had a super high libido, which till I got my first girlfriend meant jerking it and when I got my first girlfriend, we did it up to 5 times a day (though usually less). Mid 20s I was single most of the time and, you guessed it, took care of my own needs. Late 20s, in a relationship, my libido had decreased considerably, I did think maybe it was all the masturbation, but looking back, there was a lot of stress and my weight was the highest it has ever been.
Now I’m in my 30s, dumped my ex-wife, have lost some of the weight, am more physically active again and it’s summertime. Had some kinda thing last winter that didn’t turn into a real relationship, went 3 times a day with her when she stayed at my place and still wanted more. Now it’s summer, I’m more active physically and I’m even hornier.
Excessive masturbation has had precisely zero long-term effect on me. Short term? Absolutely. But long term, the thing that has affected me the most has been physical activity, body weight, stress level, and surprisingly enough, the seasons. Lots of difference between wintertime here with 6 hour days and mostly overcast skies, everything is muddy, etc… vs middle of June, there’s basically no darkness, sun sets at 10 PM and rises at 3 AM, but it doesn’t even get dark between sunset and sunrise… There’s just so much excess energy. August is even warmer than June, but at least we have nights now.
Anon suffers a hormone dysfunction, blames it on masturbation like a good christian boy.
Doesn’t necessarily mean he’s Christian. Some people are legitimately misinformed. There is a lot of myths regarding sex and masturbation that we really don’t do much to challenge.
Yeah, it could have been Islam for example!
Indeed; however, it is likely because of christianity that these myths aren’t challenged and also likely what caused this greentext… if it’s not fake and/or gay.





















