And they have to worry about all the problems and expenses of owning a boat.
Said to be 10% of its new price every year on average. In 10 years you’ll have bought it twice.
That’s when you become Ski Trip Guy.
Or they become DJ guy.
Nah boat guy with those shades will definitely go snowmobile guy
Oh good shout.
You can even keep using the same shades! How convenient!
Five or six months of people to hang out with on the water, every now and then an hj from some bored girl while her friends swim and then you get six months to chill and recuperate to prepare for next year’s socializing season. Almost makes a boat seem worth it.
The best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.
Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.
Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.
If it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.
This explains waterfowl.
I have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here
Certainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.
But then you have to live in satan’s armpit…
You cook with what you got in the fridge, sibling
I know it should set off alarms when there are always sailboats for sale relatively cheap but I struggle to resist the urge to buy a cabin sailboat I can sleep in. In my imagination it’ll be like an RV but in the Gulf.
To simulate sailboat ownership, turn your shower on maximum cold, stand directly under the faucet, and tear $100 bills into pieces.
(Not my joke)
That is a funny joke and I’ve heard others like it but I guess I just don’t know enough about boats to understand why it’d be so terrible.
Only if you don’t utilize the implication
Just like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one.
Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.
grabs camera
Fall is coming…
Just a couple more years and it’ll be boat season all year 'round!
On what lakes. Around me shits drying up and way low.
Get a big enough boat and boat season never has to end.
