Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoAt this rate, it will never endlemmy.worldimagemessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
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minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThe best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoEhhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it. Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.
minus-squareWhiteOakBayou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI know it should set off alarms when there are always sailboats for sale relatively cheap but I struggle to resist the urge to buy a cabin sailboat I can sleep in. In my imagination it’ll be like an RV but in the Gulf.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoTo simulate sailboat ownership, turn your shower on maximum cold, stand directly under the faucet, and tear $100 bills into pieces. (Not my joke)
minus-squareWhiteOakBayou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoThat is a funny joke and I’ve heard others like it but I guess I just don’t know enough about boats to understand why it’d be so terrible.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoIf it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThis explains waterfowl.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoCertainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.
minus-squareOR3X@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoBut then you have to live in satan’s armpit…
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou cook with what you got in the fridge, sibling
minus-squarewhoisearth@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoJust like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one. Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.
minus-squareSlovene85@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoOnly if you don’t utilize the implication
The best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.
Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.
Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.
I know it should set off alarms when there are always sailboats for sale relatively cheap but I struggle to resist the urge to buy a cabin sailboat I can sleep in. In my imagination it’ll be like an RV but in the Gulf.
To simulate sailboat ownership, turn your shower on maximum cold, stand directly under the faucet, and tear $100 bills into pieces.
(Not my joke)
That is a funny joke and I’ve heard others like it but I guess I just don’t know enough about boats to understand why it’d be so terrible.
If it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.
This explains waterfowl.
I have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here
Certainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.
But then you have to live in satan’s armpit…
You cook with what you got in the fridge, sibling
Just like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one.
Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.
Only if you don’t utilize the implication