I’m at work now but when I get home I will shatter the sit to pee/stand to pee binary. I will lay down to pee and achieve enlightenment.

All healthy mammals take 25 seconds to urinate. 90 is somewhat concerning.

Sit at home on my Japanese toilet with a heated seat, stand everywhere else. Heated toilet seat is blissful.

But then you don’t get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That’s one of the best parts of being a man!

I sit down sometimes when I’m tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!

Depends what I’m doing. Escaping work? Sit. Half asleep? Sit. Just trying to get shit done but I’m having this annoying ass interruption? Stand. Watering the graves of assholes? Stand. Anything else is basically sit. Oh except gross toilets you really don’t want to touch.

I’ve worked in one of those oldhead machine shops where they deliberately don’t have any chairs in the work area because “if you’re not standing you’re not working.” You bet I sat my ass down on the toilet instead of using the urinal.

Sit at home stand in public toilets

Don… do you pee just once a day?

I sit because it’s less stressful and more healthy for my prostate.

Sitting is medically better for your prostate.

Sitter here.

I have toddlers, twins. They get mesmerised by the laminar flow in the wee and try to grab it.

I guess before I had kids I would wonder why the kids are present for this event but toddlers are super busy, super active, and super curious. You can be watching them juggle knives in the kitchen or whatever and decide to just take a moment to go wee and slink away and they just kinda teleport to your location and try to grab your wee stream.

If you’re sitting then you have both hands available to fend off curious hands.

The one trick that I rely on multiple times a day is redirection. “Don’t touch daddies wee” translates to “daddies wee is super interesting”. However, “Look at this amazing square of toilet paper” is received more or less as stated.

Sit crew here. I just do it because I’m a lazy turd and a chair is a chair, I’m sitting.

I’m trans and I would sit down to avoid the dysphoria and inevitable dripping, but I had a magnum cock and would often suffer the witches’ kiss, which sucked. Fortunately, I’ve had surgery, and now I have no genitals, so sitting to pee is less gross now.

Dude needs to drink more water of he’s only peeing once a day.

Personally I typically only sit at night when I’m tired and don’t want to turn the lights on

If I had a urinal at home I would stand but I don’t so I sit unless I’m public