Mitch Turtle McConnell, corrupt as fuck even in death
He died as he lived, usurping the rule of law and stealing power for his fascist party
I hope he is dead. So I can enjoy the 4th of July for my own special reasons from now on.
It’s like a full Viking funeral for assholes.
If his desires were tattooed, dated and notorized, on his chest the only surprise would be that he had contemplated his mortality.
This doesn’t make sense. He can’t vote by proxy, so there’s no point in delaying. If anything, Republicans should want to hold the special as soon as possible, because the Kentucky governor gets to appoint a temporary replacement, and he’s a Democrat.
(I know this is just a meme, but I just don’t like poorly supported conspiracy theories.)
“In Kentucky, a special election to replace a Senator will NOT be called if it’s closer than 3 months till the next election,” Cochran wrote Saturday in a social media post on X. “If McConnell’s condition is clearly unfit for office, they’d hide that to avoid being forced to submit a resignation letter until after that date.”
“So all they have to do is drag their feet until [the second Tuesday in August], then tell you that he didn’t make it,” Cochran continued. “And in turn block Massie from disrupting an otherwise safe Republican seat.”
He’s gonna be green and bloated like a puffer fish when they roll him out of that facility.
quietly hums “Game of Thrones” intro music…
The criminal pedophile & corpse party rides again. If this were a Democrat the Republican’s would bus millions into DC again and stage ANOTHER violent march.
Can someone explain how this blocks Massie from disrupting a seat?
First of all, isn’t Massie a republican? (Though redeemingly anti-trump)
Second, doesn’t this just push the election back a couple months? Are they just trying to delay the inevitable?
Massie is the other KY senator, not the governor. Andy Beshear is the governor, and he’s a Democrat.
A few months gives them time to purity test a few viable candidates and astroturf them to the voters.
@wonderingwanderer Massie is part of an internal GOP faction opposing MAGA.
That’s good and all, but what does that have to do with a special election to replace McConnell? That’s what I don’t get
@[email protected] massie being a KY senator instead of rep.
im starting to feel like im talking to a wall, willful playing the fool, or you’re just so far out of your depth you should go away
oh. i just looked at your profile
my mistake for engaging with the troll, folks.
The news skeleton has visited.
It’s what he would have wanted.
Having his twitching, lifeless carcass hooked up to a machine to keep it functional enough to be used as a ghoulish puppet to subvert democracy one last time.
Maybe for an encore he can have his corpse injected with Ebola and launched at a food bank lineup from a catapult.
He was a soulless fuck. He’s literally been comparared to Palpatine. Yes, he absolutely would want his fucking corpse used for the cause.
Not just souless, he is depraved as well. He was just better at hiding it than Rump.
I pointed out elsewhere, that before we heard about Trump everyday, we used to hear about Mitch McConnell.
Trump just stole the rig that McConnell spent his career building for the right.
Exactly! And Mitch is secretly mad it was Trump and not someone more savvy with power who got it. If ANY of the other nominees had won besides Trump they would have started all this back in 2016.
You are talking about a person, have a little respect. We can completely disagree on politics, but not on ones health.
Your message really is disgusting.
I hope he receives the same amount of respect and care that he showed to others throughout his life.
That is fair
And yet one is no different than the other, but you only whine about one…
stupid liberal is as stupid liberal does.
I mean, you’re not wrong. He probably loved the idea of still being an evil cunt even after death.
And now I’m even more pissed at RBG, she could still be on life support today if only she’d planned accordingly.
Bashear should appoint his replacement now. Let them provide proof of life or STFU.
Make him confirm his identity with an app that 3d scans his face and retains a copy of his driver’s license. Only way to be sure that he’s alive and over 21.
Nope, Kentucky is one of 4 states that requires the seat to sit vacant until a special election is called.
https://ballotpedia.org/Filling_vacancies_in_the_U.S._Senate
I remember a few years ago, the Japanese PM Shinzo Abe, resigned from his position due to a chronic health condition that was worsening. He resigned of his owned accord and made a public statement saying that he’s stepping down because he did not want to make any major political or policy mistakes that would compromise the welfare of the nation. He was only 65 at the time, but still had the humility to recognize the weight of his position.
Meanwhile, we have 80+ year old dinosaurs that are brain dead and on life support that are still clinging on to power to their very dying breath regardless of the harm it does to the nation. Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, Clarence Thomas, Maxine Waters, Eleanor Holmes Norton, and the list goes on and on. It’s time for all of them to fuck off. Even Bernie Sanders needs to go. It’s time to step back and enjoy retirement.
These parasites are literally the reason why we’re in the mess we are in today. Their greed and selfishness is so extreme that it’s like a disease. The dinosaurs that did go extinct like Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Dianne Feinstein ended up leaving headaches for everybody else because they just couldn’t step down gracefully. It’s fucking embarrassing that we’re even allowing these leeches to stay as a country. It’s embarrassing that people are seriously wanting age limits for their politicians because ghouls are soulless. When you look at actual civilized countries like Japan, you could only dream of what could be here.
Power is really that addictive. In ancient cultures, those who hoarded wealth were thought of as mad or of poor moral character, and there are modern psychological studies that show that anyone who is given power without consequences will abuse it and begin to believe that they are somehow deserving of the advantage.
The problem this time is that the ultra-wealthy have so much of the wealth that they can buy elections and control governments across the world, and no-one near them dares be anything but sycophantic, except their similarly-vicious billionaire peers.
Shinzo Abe … humility
Those words don’t go together at all… unless you add a “no” before humility. ‘Poor health’ was an excuse given to cover for him breaking his promise to never resign, and he resigned because of the unpopularity of himself and the party scandals at the time. Wikipedia has a good summary:
Abe’s ruling Liberal Democratic Party suffered great losses in the upper house election, losing control for the first time in 52 years. Agricultural minister, Norihiko Akagi, involved in a political funding scandal, resigned after the election. Additionally, Abe’s rejection of a possible female Japanese monarch, which led to the Japanese succession controversy, diminished his support base.[47][48] In an attempt to revive his administration, Abe announced a new cabinet in August 2007. Support for Abe rose by 10 percent as a result; however, the new agricultural minister Takehiko Endo, involved in a finance scandal, resigned only seven days later.[49]
On 12 September 2007, only three days after a new parliamentary session had begun, Abe announced his intention to resign his position as prime minister at an unscheduled press conference.[50][51] The announcement came just minutes before opposition leaders were scheduled to question him in Parliament and shocked many. Abe had described himself as a “politician who fights” and previously pledged not to resign.[52] Abe explained that his unpopularity was hindering the passage of an anti-terrorism law, involving among other things Japan’s continued military presence in Afghanistan. Party officials also said the embattled prime minister was suffering from poor health.
Idk why Bernie is still in it. I find it weird that nobody in the DSA can take his position
It’s reasonably likely AOC or Mamdani may attempt this
America needs more doohickeys
I think the actual process is lost on a lot of people. Apparently there is no process to remove McConnell while he’s alive unless he resigns. Meaning if he’s on life support there’s nothing anyone can do. His seat just remains as is. I honestly think no one knows what’s going on with him. Apparently according to sources he’s been in a coma for 3 full weeks.
im pretty sure its the other way around; If they hold out for 1 more month, they have to have a special election. If they don’t hold out for a month, the governor (who is a democrat) gets to appoint someone.
afaik it’s by election only now to fill a vacant senate seat from kentucky. the republicant super-majority in that state legislature passed a law that took the governor, including the sitting 2-term democrat, out of that process.
Yup, they passed it specifically last April to stop Beshear from appointing anyone.
Now, TECHNICALLY this might garner a challenge in the state Supreme Court - it didn’t amend the state constitution, which says the governor can appoint for vacant seats.
the inevitable court case would go on longer than turtle’s term.
https://ballotpedia.org/Filling_vacancies_in_the_U.S._Senate
You are correct the seat, no matter what, would sit vacant until a special election is held
I am not a smart man
A quick look at his Wikipedia page tells me he wasn’t a good guy, but this is still sick. My stomach twisted a little when I read this.
He’s as responsible for all the bad shit and Trump as Reagan was. His life was used to commit misery, especially in office. He would laugh or smile bringing up how people would suffer. He’s as comparable to Trump to people waiting for him to bite it. If you have any feelings for this man, know he had none with regards to you. He stood with racist organizations in photos, he stole supreme justice seats specifically to result in this mess. No one should have sympathy for this man at all.
Any level of decency or decorum that I could have musted for the corpse formally called Mitch McConnell died with Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I’m getting shit faced the moment they tell us he’s in hell where he belongs.
Trust me, even in death, Mitch McConnell deserves every bit of ire that can be directed his way.
Just to name a few egregious examples of his contributions as a senator, he’s responsible for blocking Obama’s appointment of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court in 2016 because 8 months was “too close to an election.” Yet, he’s also responsible for rushing through trump’s SC appointment with less than 3 months to spare before the 2020 election. In other words, McConnell’s inconsistent and ideologically-biased application of non-existent rules is directly responsible for the 6-3 conservative majority on the Scotus which has done so much harm including but not limited to letting trump walk free of his crimes and granting him this phony “presidential immunity,” among other atrocious distortions of the constitution as written.
Oh, and McConnell is also directly responsible for refusing to convict trump in 2021, in the aftermath of Jan6.
Yeah, McConnell can rot for all I care.
Dont forget the decades of filibustering he did to basically keep congress in gridlock for the last two decades every time the democrats had even a sliver of a majority.
And after he blocked legislation he would turn around and condemn the progressives for their lack of action.
Before identity politics and sound bites there was Mitch fucking McConnell being an evil shit.
Oh, I didn’t mean the guy specifically, but the idea of keeping someone ‘alive’ like this in general.
Everyone knows it.
They will get away with it.
This is the reality of the new Fascist America.
And Kentucky voted for this for what, 40 years? Hes held his seat since 1985. I wasn’t even born yet and I’m 40.
America is a fucking cesspool.
Kentucky is part of the long-corrupt South. Even when Jim Crow laws and black voter suppression became illegal, the corruption was too deep to route out.
McConnell’s seat was secured by election tampering the whole time. So Kentuckians didn’t vote for him, but they “voted” for him.
Add in a lot of that generational mentality of we’ve always voted this way and will continue to do so.
Ya know. When I was a kid, I was horrified reading a reveal in a book where the queen was actually a corpse that was being puppeted around to hold off a succession war.
Every once in a while I think about it again
Have another fun cadaver event to think of occasionally
This also fits the times we live in alarmingly well—because of the absurdity of it all. Well, it’s hardly surprising, given that we’re seem to be heading back toward the dark ages with its anti-progress monarchs who would rather see the world burn than relinquish any of their power. I think today’s billionaires are very much in that tradition.
Maybe there’s a key detail about the electoral process that I’m missing, but what’s the practical difference between holding a special election now or waiting till the regular election?
How does it benefit republicans to avoid the special election? The people voting would still be the same, no? And the candidates too, presumably?
Because polling currently suggests that there’s a bug leftward shift in American politics coming. If the special election were to happen now, there’s a non-zero chance that the GOP would lose the seat to a Dem.
Hiding McConnell’s death would mean that, even though he wouldn’t be voting, the Dems wouldn’t get an additional vote in the Senate early.
That’s the justification, but it’s still just a conspiracy theory. Also, I’m not a poli-sci person, so I don’t know about Kentucky’s special election rules or if Mitch’s seat is being contested this year.
Yeah, but if Dems would win the seat in a special election, then they’ll win it in November too. I don’t see how they expect there to be a difference, unless they just want to delay the inevitable until next session. But Dems won’t take back the house until then anyway, so it seems kinda moot.
I think they’re just panicking and can’t make rational decisions because they’re desperate to hold onto power. Maybe also because of the turmoil of selecting a new majority leader this close to an election?
They’re attempting to pass bills that suppress Dem turnout and help them win this November. The timing matters for what they want to do.
Fucking crooks, the lot of them
You’re right, it is delaying the inevitable. But legislation is still being written right now. Policy is still being debated right now. Having an additional Dem in the Senate early could sway other moderate GOP members on the fence to vote against bills being touted by more extreme members of their party.
Sure, by pure numbers and inevitability, it doesn’t matter on paper. But it does matter because there’s more nuance and interpersonal politicking happening that the general public may or may not be privy to. Every backslide in seats or power could set off a cascade of changes. Nothing happens in a vacuum on Capitol Hill.
Yeah so much is in flux right now that I wouldnt be surprised if the think tanks are on the case trying to find the best way to keep the seat red. They already stole the governor’s power in this regard iicc.
i think they are stalling until they can find a GOP that can win the election most likely, probably dont want a magat candidate, but who knows.
I was just reading up on the special election rules for Kentucky. They were recently changed - it used to be the governor would appoint someone who had to be a member of the same political party. Now it’s a special election for a person from any political party. So what you’re saying is correct: it’s possible a dem wins and there are slimmer margins in the senate.
Its the difference between no vote and an unfavorable vote. If they loose his seat their margins shrink. I would love to see some blue filibuster from that fucker’s seat.
I see. I’m looking forward to seeing them crumble.
Curiously, Feinstein was incoherent and had to be wheeled into committee in a wheelchair for a while before she finally expired, still in office.
We’ve seen countless times that officials, whether elected or appointed, will cling onto power until we pry it from their cold dead hands.
We really need to implement age caps as well as term limits, since we can’t count on elected officials being pressured into retirement by their own peers, nor can we count on the voters primarying them since it means losing the incumbent advantage.
Sadly, as with much of political reform, the status quo serves those who are in office, so there’s not much motivation to implement such legislation, and the public is not great at organizing over secondary matters.
that wont happen, SCHUMERS LIKE 80+? and nobody is batting an eye of having him removed.
feinstein had shingles encephalitis, which is quite uncommon. get your shots if you 50+, its more severe for older people if they get shingles. they did this with another gop, she was a memory care facility, but they kept it secret(i think it was a GOP house member)
Can someone please contact the coroner in his hometown? If he’s actually dead, they’d have to tell you.
But if he’s brain dead and still on a ventilator, I don’t think the corner would be aware of this until he was officially pronounced and the ventilator removed.
No, you are correct. If he’s brain dead, he’s not dead. Pretty sure he’s died on camera a couple of times though.
















