I didn’t say What kind of tips. My joke is more disgusting.
It kills the fries.
“This is a complex subject with a lot of subtleties. We have to choose the right words to make sure we avoid misunderstandings. Any sufficiently developed topic has a language all its own.”
From HeathcliffHelms
From HeathcliffHelms
On par except that are three of them at once.
I’m not doing any more bottle babies until I’m collecting Social Security and don’t have to work or sleep.
No lynx native to my area. But a bobcat is always an option. Some legends tell of cougars. I can always hope.
The guy who just made a billion dollars with the metal clawed Canadian dude.
We had four cats die within a year. All orange boys.
Then one day I get a call from a place I’m doing Trap Neuter Release. Some mom just dropped three kids on a porch. I go grab the kids and set a trap for mom. I get the kids home. Three orange girls, two are bobtails. I’ve been on the hunt for an orange girl for years. Jackpot.
Really hoping we get mom because these are bottle babies. Get mom. Orange girl with even less tail.
I know I’m probably keeping mom no matter how feral she is. Definitely one of the kids too.
Time to make the decision. Which kid to keep. Wife vetoes me. We are keeping them all. Plus two more orange girls that will show up over the year. I have six orange girls. Probably more than anyone on the east coast. So much foster fail. So few braincells.
Eventually tame mom after 12 months and multiple attempts on my life. So many orange girls.
In my state I can both own a flame thrower and kangaroos. I have no plans at this time.
I foster extra spicy kittens and tame them so they can be adopted. Each time one bites me I think about how I have almost no insurance and this could be the one that unalives me. Those puncture bites are amazing. This little predator weighing less than 1% what I do can do me in with just their teeth.
My pet geese are so much safer.
The co creator of Deadpool, the guy that can’t draw feet, the guy that obsessively draws pouches.
How did we get this many comments without a single Rob Liefeld reference?
Excellent
For me, the winning ones are where I simply remove Heathcliff and do nothing else. Those are the ones that show Heathcliff is completely irrelevant to the joke, anti-joke or whatever. If it makes even more sense without Heathcliff that’s just a bonus.