That really is an unfortunate title.
"Cyclosporiasis is caused by eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces containing the parasite. Historically, people would acquire it outside the United States.
However, of the 190 cases reported to public health authorities between the start of May and the middle of June, 145 involve someone who hasn’t traveled beyond US borders in the last couple of weeks."
Just say it, the US is a shithole country now so of course we are starting to get awful diseases locally.
While this doesn’t happen often, it’s not unheard of. You might remember an outbreak from 2018 linked to salads sold by McDonald’s.
See? Not the first time. Last time it happened was 2 years into-
…sharting to get awful diseases…am I right?!?
Does this have anything to do with how we deregulated all the food production and gutted the FDA and replaced everyone there with lobbiests from the companies that produce food? Or something like that?
Couldn’t be.
Yeah, that’s just the free market. The invisible hand.
eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces
The fuck are you doing, America?!
Washing hands is woke!
Make America healthy again, huh.
haha
Hasn’t there been a “surge of explosive diarrhea” running the country since the 20th of January 2025?
that’s technically a bolus of explosive diarrhea
norovirus? implosive diarrhea.
Fire in the hole
It’s just Trump on a rally tour again. Explosive Diarrhea is his SS codename.
Even Mother Nature is exposing the US is a shithole.
Wouldn’t this be mother nature helping the US to be a shithole? The disease is nature.
The Noah Kahan concert I incident makes more sense now.
Shart in the mart wasn’t a meme after all
Don’t forget your raincoat or umbrella when you go out!
At this point, the shitpost comm is going to be able to just actually focus on literal shit related stories.
reality is enshitttifying aughguhah!
Can confirm had diarrhea this morning
Everyone get inside!
Huh… I thought that was just people setting off fireworks early.
Edit: So immediately after posting this comment, I got a text from my apartment management about not setting off fireworks in the complex. Spooky.
WE’RE ALWAYS WATCHING, CITIZEN.
