The elephant is as tiny as cat.
Cute.
You’re not real, man.
Thinly veiled Jurassic Park reference
welcome back horny lady :)
fingers crossed i don’t get bullied off the platform again for no reason at all😭
Oh no. I saw some people were quite vocal about how they didnt care for your posts but I think a lot of people liked them, they just didn’t say anything (me included).
happy cake pardner 🤠
Thanks!
I don’t think that’ll happen but I try to drink a teaspoon of cement every day and just have to remember: there will be upvotes, there will be downvotes, at the end of the day, life will go on
“Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. You put water into a cup; it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend.” — Bruce Lee
“Never fight a river. Never fight Aja”
- Lorne Au Arcos
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that’s the meaning of this post🙂↕️
I’m not taking up pitchforks but wtf? missed the memo
Also ootl. Who/why bother the hornyposter?
yeah I’ve had the same experience before. Since I mainly post to [email protected] I just copy paste the rule to block people instead of replying negatively and they usually shut up 😊
What, really?
Yeah youd did post soms horny stuff, from a womens perspective which was kinda entertaining and unique, but absolutely not deserving of bulling or any harassment.Hopefully it goes better this time around. Stay strong.
The tiger waits, as the baby elephant draws closer…
hope you found who had the violets when you were away
Fun fact: An average adult elephant weighs more than 32,000 bananas…
- https://elephantguide.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://bananaforscale.info/convert/weight/12000-pounds-to-bananas
Okay, the numbers vary wildly between different species and genders, just eat the fucking bananas and have a good day 🍌
c/bananaforscale
Oof, I’m already subscribed there too, but their last post was from 6 months ago… They need some more activity over there, I just don’t have any bananas for photos right now ☹️
I do think it’s kinda neat that bananaforscale.info fairly recently added the weight category, it used to be only length conversion.
And you’d still not get radiation poisoning from that many banananananas.
Why is nobody talking about the elephant staring into the cat’s derriere? 🐽
It isn’t by choice. The cat forced the position
its a matter of perspective man
The cat’s just a lot closer
I’ll be honest, i’m curious if you’re still getting railed by the vietnamese duo you liked so much
hahaha, no. the trip ended and we parted ways. and they weren’t Vietnamese, lol. I actually didn’t even fuck any locals while I was traveling, the bodyguard duo kept me dicked down well enough.
I do have a new man now, though, and let’s just say I’m currently living my daddy fantasy. not gonna expand on it for now because I know people on here are gonna flame me for it, lmao.🫣
Already can see the AO3 tags [Daddy issues] [Age diference] [Power Imbalance]. I’m really astounded how you move from one to the next so fast. Where i’m from there’s not much flexibility in couples. You either make it work with the couple people that’s compatible with you on town or you just have to change town if you wanna meet anyone.
finding men is easy. I could have a new one every day without putting in any effort if I wanted to. besides, I’m not looking for anything serious right now, I’ve just been having fun and enjoying a few flings since my breakup.
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What have you done.
I broke the system.
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Oh, that’s just Johann, the friendly giant. Don’t mind him. He thinks he’s a cow.
Nice but those are some kitten-sized cows
Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?
He’s is the son of a shepherd
lel, my client says it’s your cake day
It’s because they just made the account.
I know, but that shouldn’t be cake day if it’s been 0 years
The hoomans think we have no weapons, hah
You dropped something: “
But… the orgies are real… right?
