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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

the duck in the park are not free!

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the duck in the park are not free!

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldM
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    15 days ago

    Question…

    • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      14 days ago

      Answer.

      • tomiant@piefed.social
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        13 days ago

        Counter question.

        • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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          13 days ago

          Gasp

          • tomiant@piefed.social
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            11 days ago

            Point conceded.

  • Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    It doesn’t say 5pm today though, so you can just borrow them indefinitely.

    • homes@piefed.world
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      15 days ago

      Well, until 5 PM

  • weaselsrippedmyflesh@piefed.social
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    15 days ago

    Too late, they’re my ducks now and we’re gonna do drugs together.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      15 days ago

      You mean snorting quack?

      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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        13 days ago

        I thought quack was usually smoked and duckaine snorted, but I’m not an expert

        • tomiant@piefed.social
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          13 days ago

          They’re freebeaking it.

          Hooookay bedtime.

    • homes@piefed.world
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      15 days ago

      Until 5 PM

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    15 days ago

    We need more duck libraries like these.

  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works
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    15 days ago

    Hmmm Peking duck.

  • nialv7@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    Unrelated: how to pick up a duck.

    https://youtu.be/RhtiDYLbfF4

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      13 days ago

    • Janx@piefed.social
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      14 days ago

      Uh, that was very related.

  • thecleanduck@thelemmy.club
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    15 days ago

    Seems reasonable

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      14 days ago

      I liked it better when they were free.

  • Maiq@piefed.social
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    15 days ago

    That sign is quackers!

  • hansolo@lemmy.today
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    14 days ago

    But, you can take a duck. Just temporarily.

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      14 days ago

      That enough for me!

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    14 days ago

    you may borrow ducks

    … but I wouldn’t 🤷

    • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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      13 days ago

      I would

  • teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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    14 days ago

    Do we know the story behind this, this has to be some type of like petting zoo kind of thing, because even the most docile Ducks fed by people everyday won’t let you just grab them. My dog loves to make him scatter.

    • BillyClark@piefed.social
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      14 days ago

      I don’t know for sure, but I strongly suspect this is the work of that artist who always posts weird public signs.

      • teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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        14 days ago

        I saw a really funny one in Florida I think about telling people not to feed the alligators psychedelics.

        • tomiant@piefed.social
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          13 days ago

          Why? What happens?

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            13 days ago

            You’d have to ask the alligator.

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    14 days ago

    Borrow? Like a book? When is the return date, what’s the late/lost fee?

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      Return date: 5pm

      Lost fee: 1 duck per duck

      • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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        Bill me later.

        • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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          14 days ago

          No harm, no fowl

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    14 days ago

    I don’t know about in other places, but where I live if you see a domestic somebody dumped in a park you are free to take it home. Years ago when I lived on a farmstead and had the means to care for them I ended up with a decent little flock of freebies.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    14 days ago

    Who is this duck supervisor boss person I and my army of two (2) ducks need to defeat in order to overcome this duck tyranny?

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