
we found the sticker bandit
Can it run Crysis?
Crysis runs from it. Close enough.
2 1/2 FPS. Take it or leave it.
I kind of love it.

Damn what is this from?
Death of Stalin. Great fucking movie.
Sweet! I already have that on my media server.
Seconded. It’s great dark satire, if you’re into that. And the real Zhukov really did have this many medals

From the font of the keyboard it can be an Alienware
Alienware has the letters at the top or top left. This is an MSI.

No GPUs?
Windows vista takes care of that

& Knuckles
My pc when I finally use my „old spare parts“
Based on my experience, the more stickers a laptop has, the shittier it is.
Not this one. It has 8 CPUs
A multi-boot list so large, GRUB needed to implement a scrollbar just for it
That’s a lot of instruction sets, it can run all apps!
Ship of Theseus
I like how it has several widespread generations of intel processors and then just one random AMD A4 for good measure lol
Wow - how many viruses does this thing have?
Yes










