• hOrni@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The White Trash House. The MMA arena is the equivalent of having a couch on the lawn.

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      3 months ago

      i mean, having a couch on the porch is really nice. it’s just getting one that can stand the elements, or having one that can’t be covered, or blah blah. don’t knock lawn couch til you’ve tried lawn couch. i mean it’s still not as comfortable (or nasty) as fuck couch, but it’s still pretty nice.

      i have a rescued, rehomed, and quadruple steamed fuck couch and oh dear gods it is hard to stay awake on that thing. it’s like a cushion roofie.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    There are mandatory drug tests in many, even rather irrelevant jobs. Time to include President, Cabinet, and their staff in that list.

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    3 months ago

    When he is gone they should demolish whatever the hell he builds there and bill him for the demo and reconstruction.

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      3 months ago

      Let’s be honest, the next president would just say oh what can you do and continue to use the data center they’re building underneath for monitoring civilians. Much like how nothing changed after Snowden

      They’ll just say it’s helping them with national security threats

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      3 months ago

      Let undocumented immigrants earn citizenship by contributing 100 hours labor to dismantling anything he did. It would all be down in no time. Of course, that’s assuming he ever actually builds anything, which is pretty bold.

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      3 months ago

      i want to agree with you, but having the seat of state be a plantation house is a wonderful reminder of the country’s (i know so many statesians want to say former and maybe 20 years ago i’d have agreed with you i was a bit more of a dipshit but fuck that) ongoing shame.

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    3 months ago

    As a visual metaphor for what MAGA have done to America, this imagery is so blunt that if you used it in a movie you’d be called a hack.

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    3 months ago

    Dude really ruins everything he touches uh. Including young girls. That you can get so filthy rich not being able to do anything right is a testament to how backwards our society is.

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      3 months ago

      I’d change the punchline to “Including young girls’ *childhood”. Although I agree that is a bit cumbersome, still. Might need a larger refactor if we want to preserve the specific wording that Donald Trump touches young girls.

      Not calling you out, but highlighting diction. In any case, the original sends the impression that sexual assault diminishes the victim in some capacity, which is not a very prosocial spin.

      Don’t let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.

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        Don’t let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.

        my dude, i’ve spent many, many hours workshopping and rubber ducking jokes with comedians far better than me. it’s why i keep reusing the same jokes, like any good shit comedian i stole half of them. but i’ve never seen anyone say “hey, your joke needs some more work” to someone they didn’t know better than you did here and i just wanted to give you a little verbal hug.