It’s like a badly written “young adult” book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.
How about you replace one of the ufc fighters in the ring? I’d at least watch that
All this because his dad never hugged him?
I think his dad did a lot more less wholesome to him than that.
All this because a black man was president
Might I suggest this number for his lineup?
Please do it, you flat-faced moron. Sing “My Way” and at the end, shit on the stage
May as well, it’s not as if that could lower your approval ratings any further.
That last part will happen no matter what he ends up doing though.
It’s his “closer”
What? The approval number getting lower? I don’t t think so, orange buffoon could literally have a half-arsed wank on the stage and still about 35% to 40% will applaud him, while murmuring about “5D chess” or “manly, boys will be boys”, “strong man, world leader” or whatever. And that I find truly worrying.
I think they mean him shitting himself.
Fair, I can see that happening.
It might be the same thing for Trump.
But also, approval numbers are thoroughly meaningless in a system where he cannot be removed from office by direct will of the people.
I don’t think Trump even knows about GG Allin.
It’s almost like he’s trying to get off’d maybe he’s sick of being a hand puppet. Please anyone, I’m just gonna stand on a stage for 2 hours.
He can use his ass horn.
Con artist?
Great! Let’s see him tap dance.
*poopy dance
What is YOUR number?
How much would Trump have to PAY you to go to his concert?
Think carefully, get back tariff expenses, gas prices, grocery prices, airfare, mental health checkups…
None, because among other reasons he’d never make good on it.
Well, I see you’ve met Mr. Trump.
I’d do it for $500k.
Enough money to fuck off and permanently retire in relative luxury in some 3rd world country. Never work another day in my life. Cut myself off from the news so I never have to see and hear this fucker ever again…
Paid in advance, of course. Because I don’t trust this guy as far as I can throw him. And I can’t throw his fat ass very far.
No, no, no, you have to STAY in this country. You have to be vested in this place.
Now how much?
Okay… $50 million, then.
Enough to do pretty much the same thing, but in the US. Gonna build myself a nice, luxurious off-grid cabin way the fuck off in the middle of nowhere and have no traffic in or out except for deliveries of groceries and hookers.
$1.776 billion. cash. from his personal and corporate accounts, plus another $500 for some really good noise-cancelling headphones i can plug into my old mp3 player.
Instead of washed up artists, it’s going to be a 90 minute MAGA rally just like all his other ones. He will blame Democrats, Biden, and Obama, heck he will probably even throw Hilary in there. Then say something about being the greatest and best at everything ever created, and that we are hot.
There you go, you can skip the whole thing.
What even is this fuckass timeline
Maybe he will (you know what everyone is waiting for) expire and entertain us all in a last show of his humanity?
Humanity? Only on a technicality.
I used the term in the loosest possible way and only because he is, at least with his DNA, a human being.
We don’t actually have proof of that though. He almost looks the part, but he could spray paint a turd and it wouldn’t become gold.
I want to see his body
paradeddragged down the streets.
he really is desperate to have anything in the media to distract from recent epstein file revelations(eg, trying intimidate JEAN E carrol again)
Omg this might be the one funny thing he manages to do this decade
Bring me in to this buddy. You need a guy, i am the guy. I was there, when you built that big thing. I jacked it to your name on a building in New Jersey. Oh I am so desperate for like 5 bucks for a bag of rice
Make sure you get your $5 and a bag of rice in advance though – he’s got a nasty habit of not paying people.
DO IT PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD. THE PUBLIC WILL LOVE IT AND YOU WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED EVEN A LITTLE, OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO IT.
Edit: Aww no, nvm it’s not him singing.
[…] describing himself as someone who “gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime” and “does so without a guitar.”
The president floated the idea of replacing what he termed “highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists’” with a speech by “the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World.”
my mom was crazy for elvis…
if she were alive today, she’d be nauseous at the very sight of the shitstained diaper.
He’ll just make the troops be there like he did last year.
Oh, wait - they’re tied up with Iran, Cuba, etc. Guess it’ll be ICE thugs this time.
Fuck, that was only a year ago?? This shitshow has been going on for far too long, fucking hell.
Troops can get free tickets to the White House UFC fight. Except they have to pay for their own tickets and fr they have to be tall and fit, because the idiot doesn’t want to be offended by the look of the people who defend this country. [I suspect that white soldiers will get preferential treatment regarding ticket access and better seating. Honestly, I’m surprised that skin color wasn’t one of the selection criteria.]
I’m sure it’s assumed everybody knows by now.
Skin color is not part of the official criteria.
