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Say “I’m gonna do to you what Janeway should have done to Tuvix at the start of the episode.”
Play “Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows - 12 hour version”
I prefer Ride of the Valkyries to Imperial March.
Does the floor lamp have a “strobe” mode?
Now redo it in HomeAssistant and with selfhosted music to get rid of the surveillance in your home.
The intruder was Alexa
Also deploy disco ball from ceiling
Thisiswherethefunbegins.wav
I always thought it’d be cool to build one of those remote controled nerf tanks but with a paintball gun. Then set it to patrol the house. It’s a lot more doable now that I’m running home assistant but I’m still not sure how yo make it happen.
With pepperballs
Sounds like something Michael Reeves would make
I believe in your dream and I hope one day you can make this happen.
Well, this break and enter has turned into an execution for the mashing of IP.
The TOS Kirk v. Hostile alien music would be more appropriate. The Borg never threatened to kill, they aren’t Ingo Montoya.
with jim carreys cable guy version dubbed over top
Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.
Then release a dozen roombas
With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads
You know, I had one simple request
WHERES THE HEAD ON A ROOMBA??? 😳
Opposite the tail
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Posterior to the head.
Red spy in the base?
What’re you? President of his fan club?
My alarm is seriously like that! I put an air raid siren
Alexa is the intruder itself.
Indeed. Why would anyone use them despite not even getting paid for it but paying for it?
Lmao, I assumed it was free spyware, ppl pay for it too? Ayyyroflufocopter.
But hey, it can also switch on your lights and play music. If you also pay for prime :-)
Home Assistant!
Really confuse them, use this version of the Imperial March
Sounds like an American WWII propaganda song
Fuck that noise.
You want a fight? You better be blasting Duel of the Fates, otherwise I don’t want any.
You should really consider never using Alexa again.
Seriously, this is Spyware in your home for Amazon, and they work with and share their data with law enforcement.
