Clit Destroyer 3000

Holy, Day of the Tentacle!
Hey, I have that one
Is it as good as they say those comments glaze it pretty hard
Unfortunately it doesn’t fit inside me, so that part is a bit disappointing and has caused me to not use it much, the suction is pretty good but the ~10 power levels mostly seem to not do anything, like the first 5 presses are the same then it really starts powering up.
Well, give us a review!
Works like a dream for mixing salads
Mom’s pretty great.
Get We Vibe Melt instead if you have a clit. It’s incredible.
The duality of man
That thing does look like a good time.
Bots gotta get the likes before they spam post
Also: If you have a very successful tweet, companies will write to you to ask if you can advertise as a reply under that viral tweet.
And some people want/need that money, so they will accept those offers.
twenty bucks is living your best life, by giving up on it, by eating at arby’s.
I thought she would advertise her OF instead
her mom’s OF?
You can love your mama and still be excited about your new vibrator. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
If you love your mama, buy her this vibrator.
Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy a little personal time.
alabama
edit: replied to the wrong comment
You can love your mama, just don’t love your mama, if you know what I mean
alabama
you can hear the banjos in this post












