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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

WTF is this???

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WTF is this???

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • islandcoda42@lemmy.zip
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    5 months ago

    Check your blinker fluid 🧐

  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    Oh shit, your house blew over onto its side. You should probably get that fixed.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      They drive a BMW they wouldn’t live in a house that small.

      • FluidBeef@quokk.au
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        Hire Purchase car that costs more than the house it’s parked outside is very much a thing.

      • jimmux@programming.dev
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        5 months ago

        It’s just an investment property. They can ignore it.

      • redsand@infosec.pub
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        That’s 20+ year old old BMW. It probably is the owner’s house

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    BMW: Why do my turn signals hurt?

    Morpheus: You’ve never used them.

    Too lazy to make the actual meme tonight. Someone else do it for me.

    • 0ops@piefed.zip
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      5 months ago

      Lol this is good, I also request a copy

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        I want a copy too, but I’d feel bad forcing OP to make three of them

        • 0ops@piefed.zip
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          5 months ago

          Stupid economy

          • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            5 months ago

            Sometimes someone can afford something in the meme economy.

            One for you

            • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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              5 months ago

              My man

          • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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            No lie i was going to say “in this economy” at the end lol nice

        • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          5 months ago

          And one for you

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        5 months ago

        And one for you

    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 months ago

      I gotchu

  • krisevol@lemmus.org
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    5 months ago

    It’s pointing at the speed you should be going. Stop impeding traffic.

  • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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    Does it stay on, or is it blinking?

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      You have to pay a monthly subscription for blinkers…

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    That’s the swipe left signal, obviously…

    https://lemmy.world/post/46629079

  • radiofreebc@lemmy.world
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    Must be stolen. No BMW owner would ever use those.

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Tide directional sensor. It’s just showing where the moon is, you can ignore it.

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    That one is only relevant to other drivers that aren’t you so don’t worry about it.

  • restingOface@quokk.au
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    Boomer humor

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      BMW drivers objectively suck. It’s timeless, and crosses generations.

      • restingOface@quokk.au
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        Beamer heamer

    • 1984@lemmy.today
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      Gen z comment.

  • Tiral@lemmy.world
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    Bro you’re loaded, isn’t that a monthly subscription like heated seats?

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    I once asked a friend to what common technical fault (motor, bearings etc.) bmw cars usually start breaking. “Usually, BMWs are rolled around lightposts in the winter, so they never really break.” Was his answer. I’m still gobsmacked of his honesty. xD

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    Turn it off! Every blinker has a limited number of blinks, and do you know how much a BMW dealer will charge to refill it?

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        “organic synthetic” is a nice touch. Reminds me of seeing “organic” salt somewhere

  • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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    its a alternative check engine light.

    • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Can’t be. Just got car back from repair shop.

  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    BMW used to be king arsehole of UK roads, back in the 1990s. This mantle was usurped by Audi in the new millennium but not everywhere it seems.

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      In the US I’d say its a pretty tight race still. I quite literally laugh every time I see a BMW turn or change lanes without signaling. Which makes the average drive quite funny.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Now it’s tesla

    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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      It’s OK this meme is from the 1990s

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