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Wait, I remember this headline, but is this from the same clown or is this just funny?
I wondered too. Holy sweet illiterate baby Jesus… it’s real
Fox News host Pete Hegseth has said on air that he has not washed his hands for 10 years because “germs are not a real thing”.
Speaking on Fox and Friends, Hegseth said the infectious micro-organisms did not exist because they could not be seen with the naked eye.
“I inoculate myself,” added the Harvard and Princeton graduate.
His remarks came after co-hosts Ed Henry and Jedediah Bila made fun of him for eating left-over pizza.
“My 2019 resolution is to say things on air that I say off air,” Hegseth added.
Jfc.
Fuck that guy. Seriously.
But we should read the fucking article if we’re going to quote it.
Next sent sentence:
Mr Hegseth later told USA Today that his remarks were intended to be a joke.
Maybe he was covering his ass, maybe it was a joke. But this is like the last thing on an incredibly long list of things to try and go after for.
Pretty sure it’s the former…
Is this the Onion?
I mean, I wouldn’t doubt it’s real, but it surely sounds like a joke.
Lol! The US government is a bad joke…
Lol! The US
governmentis a bad joke…The bad joke is that we let them dumb down the people here for so long that they elected a pedophile for a second term after he set out to revenge his fallen partner he had killed to prevent him squealing
If you made a movie with this exact plot 20 years ago it would get slaughtered for being unbelievable
Starring
“Danny DeVito as Rudy Giuliani”
“Charlie Day as JD Vance”
"Rob Mac as Pete Hegseth
“Kunal Nayyar as Kash Patel”
“Kaitlin Olson as Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi”
“Seth Green as Stephen Miller”
“Mike Myers as Vladamir Putin”
“Christopher Walken as Benjamin Netanyahu”
“Glenn Howerton as Jeffrey Epstein”
and
“Ken Jenkins as Donald Trump”
Yeah, we’re all crying, no one’s laughing.
Cheers.
The context of Hegseth’s remark and the reactions of his co-hosts indicate he was joking.
Important context in there.
Thank you.
No, but it’s just news-cycle stirrup by the trump administration (IMO).
What about talking about what they are doing not what they are saying (that they ate doing)?
Every time that shitshow gets dumber I am less surprised.
So, did kegsbreath actually say that?
Edit: just read through the comments on here and, yes, he did say it. Fucks sake.
dammit i didn’t want to start day drinking at 9 am on a monday but here we are
We all know his history and how ridiculous it is that he has the job he has, etc.
But to read an article from a handful of years ago talking about him as the random worthless propaganda TV host he was at the time… it somehow still stings.
Satire is dead, isn’t it?
But he can see Jesus?
Well he will if he keeps this up
Pfft you think if heaven existed Hegseth would get in?
On that note, I’m looking for volunteers to scale the great ice wall with me. We will prove the earth is flat and the governments have been lying to us (for no reason). /s
Soooo much hpv
You can imagine the queues of smart people waiting in line to copy his homework when he was at school.
Ewwww
Can’t see any sanity in him
How does he handle oxygen?
Give that man a demon core. It can’t hurt him.
Wearing plastic covers in the shower? Or no showers too? Bathing is overrated, or what?
I can’t See him in RL so he is not real.
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why do these people want tgepopulace tp get sick?
