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I don’t get this, any other meth head who is not kid rock would do a better job.
Kid Rock looks like a man who’s only allowed to see his kids every other weekend, but doesn’t.
This is more an indictment of your high ranking officers than of the Trump administration.
Look at those cowardly, servile lapdogs sitting there allowing themselves to be addressed in the Pentagon by Kid Rock.
I’d rather announce to the room that my explosive diarrhea is preventing me from attending and embarrassing myself than actually attending.
What’s sad is I can’t tell if this is real or not.
Real, unfortunately
Idiocracy
In Idiocracy they actually valued an intelligent person and wanted him to lead them. We’re living through the prequel, we even have “ow, my balls” (jackass)
They have reach the idiocracy years ago.
Right now they are far beyond this line, and the humankind don’t have invented the word to describe this non existence of intelligence.
humankind don’t have invented the word
🧐
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
How is babby formed?
Beautiful.
They celebrate it, it’s horrible
This is more than just being stupid its creating an actual philosophy and social movement that is ideologically opposed to intelligence as a concept.
Also, Idiocracy is Baby’s First Eugenics, with a large side dish of classist bullshit.
Seriously, everyone who likes that movie needs to go and watch it again without the rose tinted glasses. It’s a movie about how “intelligence” (a basically unquantifiable concept) is 100% genetic, and if we let the stupid people (portrayed in the movie using visual signifiers of the working class rather than, say, wealthy idiots like the Winklevoss Twins) breed too much civilization will collapse. This is literally some Ayn Rand “the stupid poors will be helpless without smart billionaires to guide them” nonsense. It’s Atlas Shrugged for stoned teenagers.
Do you want to know who was really, really into this idea that you needed to force more “smart” humans to have babies, for the good of civilization? Jeffery Epstein.
Another big fan? Elon Musk. That’s why he has, like, seventeen kids, all sex selected to be male. He genuinely thinks he’s improving the gene pool with his progeny.
Don’t Look Up.
The more time goes on, the more I’m convinced the Mayans were right and the world really did end in 2012. Everything since has been a slow decent into absurdism.
tHaNkS, oBaMa!!1
This world is post-satire. The Onion can close shop.
I wanna see what they do with Infowars now that they’re buying it
“Listen here, what we’re gonna do is take our most awesome navy into the straight of hummus and then were gonna bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy, straight the boogie, and Iran drops the boogie”
He’s overqualified for this position.
…i totally thought that was vir cotto in the bottom thumbnail…
Another pedo and pedo protector in the Pentagon. WTF!?!?
Tell me this didn’t actually happen
I regret to inform you it probably did: https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/kid-rock-addressed-pentagon-strait-hormuz
Most US sources are focused on the helicopter ride, but the rest of the details seem to line up, so I’m filling this under: probably happened.
Ohh it happened, that really happened…
Directly from hegseths twitter.
I came here hoping for someone calling this out as AI slop…unfortunately, this is apparently real.
How things have changed. My childhood best friend was my pastor’s son and I remember him sneakily buying Kid Rock’s “Devil Without A Cause” while on a church trip and hiding it because such music was considered demonic. Now Kid Rock is held up by the same people who populated my childhood church as an exemplar of conservative values or whatever? FOH
Surely this must be fake.
And don’t call me Shirley
I wish it was…It’s unfortunately real
That’s it. The USA is dead in the water. Time to learn Mandarin.
“Surely this is all fake?”
“No this is reality”
Is an experience I have every day.
This is insulting. Also, being forced to listen to Kid Rock speak on any topic is cruel and unusual punishment.
They should be lectured to by people with experience. Bring in Adult Rock.
Remember that the whole room is operating under orders.
Emperor Caligula planned to make his horse a consul. He also mocked the Praetorian guard, for example giving them watchwords which were intentionally insulting. It didn’t work out well for him.
