I’ve started wearing pajamas out to the shops, I’m calling it pajamacore, it’s freeing, warm and comfortable.

I pulled a near 30 cm length of paper from my dogs backend, twice, that fucking idiot will eat anything she lays her eyes on, I call her old Iron guts, she’s a pug X Frenchie, so you know she hurled abuse at me while I was pulling that shit paper out, like it was my fault she’s a fuckwit who eats everything.

I wholeheartedly love her with every atom in my body, but damn bitch, stop eating every fucking thing you see.

Look at Mr big shot with his box, just use 2 milk crates you stole from the shops.

A lot of people, including Kevin Costner think it’s a bad movie, I think it’s awesome.

Waterworld is one of my favourite movies.

I bet he gives the best scritches.

So now my head cannon is that Freddy chills in dogs dreams when he needs a break from the grind.

Did they give their drug dealers jobs?

Pam Bondi:

That’s, “Stop being a cunt, dickhead.” in Aussie.

SIX! I shove more than that into my mouth in one go, fucking six… Oooo look at Mr 6 chips over there, he’s sooooo good at portioning his food, god I want to fuck him… Said nobody.

Has departed… Bitch, it never had those values, you gotta have values to depart from them.

My favourite thing g to do when I meet a crazy Christian is to call god a bitch and dare him to smite me to prove to his follower his power, I’m still here.

Can someone remove Temu Hitler from reality already.

The second one, it’s supposed to be in disguise, not blatantly obviously an eldritch horror.

I just noticed, the only times Janeway hooks up with someone is as an alien salamander and with a hologram, no wonder she was ready to fight anyone.

Do you want to be transformed into a large alien salamander?