“It’s no Olive Garden”.
Thank fucking god.
The food in Italy was so amazing. Even after pasta, pizza, pasta, you never felt like you had a big ass ball of dough in your stomach. Way different ingredients than USA. USA sucks for food quality most of the time.
Somebody is looking to pick fights.
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We do! Some restaurants have inner gardens where you can eat and they are surrounded with olive trees. Italy and Spain are both countries that go very proud of their olive oil production!
I’ve been watching The Golden Girls and would imagine saying that would immediately earn you a Sicilian vendetta.
Your post from a few days ago put a bug in my head and now I’m rewatching GG too, thanks for that. Ironically, loudly comparing every restaurant in Italy to Olive Garden is a hell of a Sophia style troll move.
loudly comparing every restaurant in Italy to Olive Garden is a hell of a Sophia style troll move.
It so is 😂
The chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!
According to Borderlands 3, the life of a celebrity chef is mostly revenge killings.
Edit: Just saying find us a celebrity Italian chef… 😎
I miss the “but never zero” memes. Maybe I’ll start flooding lemmy with them personally.
Please make at least 35% of them horny, to relieve some of the pressure on Violet.
Chance of them being horny is very low.
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But never zero.
I’m only even ~1/4 Italian by ancenstry, and I would have it out for somebody who did this at a proper Italian restaurant in the US.
Unacceptable chuckle-fuck behavior.
I mean, it’s not, though. It is no Olive Garden. Thankfully.
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The comparison, either positive, or negative, is insulting.
At least go with Bucca di Beppo or something like that, if you want to make a comparison.
Olive Garden is fucking microwaved slop.
The chances of a “missing” tourist’s body being found are also low, but not zero!
I once asked for a traditional “Mama Mia Margarita” and the whole Italian village chased me away.
This man is going to cause a carpal tunnel genocide
That’s why it’s the OG! Often imitated, never duplicated.
Those breadsticks are peak though
Sandy sagan has never left Alabama
I mean it’s not even a name brand restaurant how could they possibly be better
Or to try all of the sausages of Germany and say, “Not bad, but I prefer Hot Dog on a Stick”.
“I’m an Oscar Meyer weiner kid”
“Tastes like it could use a bit more pink slime. Have you tried adding more pink slime to them?”
Matteo Lane has entered the chat
Him and Nick eating at Olive garden is one of the funniest videos.
RIP
I think this person pointed out the only good reason America abuses its citizens to the point that the masses are too broke to travel…
