I did not give consent to be touched.
Sudo touch
(Very rapey)
oh yeah you gotta mount that hard drive baby… fsck it real good until it gives you what you need…
You don’t have to mansplain
It isn’t women’s fault that you don’t understand technical conversation
but… but… that’s what the man is for… that’s all the man knows how to do…
Zip? What year is this?
Holy shit you have to be kidding me.
Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.
This is so embarassing
Holy fuck their creative team!
It’s the iwizard and dawizard all over again (successfully renamed mage to wizard)
Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.
not as rar as you might hope it to be.
god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
At least take me out to coffee first…
Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
cd stomach && ls -acd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopiecd ..pwdlsls -adu -dh --max-depth=2rm -rf appendixecho hello worldcd ~/ ^Crm -rf /*^DThis incident will be reported.
From what logs?
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
Alright. See that pile if dirty laundry there?
Recursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.
Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
I would upvote but ‘unzip’? We only ‘gunzip’ or ‘tar xz’ here.
Decompress, mount, touch
7z e
we don’t unzip, we tar
would
tar --helpcountIt should, as long as you don’t try to abbreviate it as
tar -hthough… the short form istar -?which illustrates the joke nicelyIs
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
man command
Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn’t guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.
I’d use tar -help and we’d all die
Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it’s worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for “tar --help”???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
They also failed to read “at most”.
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.
I use the mnemonic “extract ze file” for
tar -xzftar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.
Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
Funny, haven’t had to do that since 1991…
I love this meme format so much lmao
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepgrep this
I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don’t move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.
I hate them so much. And it’s not like I haven’t been using it since the late 90s.
This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.
You a Powershell user? It’s so bizarrely verbose, I’ve wondered “who could prefer this?” But I guess it’s you.
Lol, indeed.
My old username in MIRC was verbose
What’s no. 1?
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff… and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them…
