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Zomg@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Something Something Beans

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Something Something Beans

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Zomg@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Reminded me of Ann Margret from that pinball movie.

  • green_goglin@thelemmy.club
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    6 months ago

    The maple kind?

  • M137@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Wasn’t able to find a source, but this comment from an imgur post made me laugh:

    “How do you know which bean to flick?”

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    6 months ago

    (Beankake ;))

  • canniest_tod@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    I wanna jump her beans.

  • nameisnotimportant@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    Is there more of this somewhere? That chick is 🌋

    • webp@mander.xyz
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      6 months ago

      You can get a can at your supermarket prob

    • DanWolfstone@leminal.space
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      6 months ago

      That fetish you just discovered is called “wet and messy” reddit and other places will have you covered

  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Why is this NSFW? Everyone loves beans.

    • Zomg@piefed.worldOP
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      6 months ago

      I was on the fence about it tbh

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        when in doubt bean it out.

        you did good, son. you did good…

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      I work at a bean canning plant. Her flagrant misuse of our product is disgusting. My line manager saw this and had a heart attack!

  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    why’s that chick getting in the way of the beans?

  • WILSOOON@programming.dev
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    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    • shweddy@lemmy.world
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      Goddam this shit is contagious I just started fucking jorkin it and I’m on the bus ugh…

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        confirmed. I work on a cruise and was jorkin it on the poop deck. then all these old ladies came around and saw me jorkin and told the captain. when he got there he demanded I show my phone and everyone else started jorkin too! Now I’m about to walk the plank for mutiny!

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      Do you work on the train? No? Then NSFL would be a better tag…just saying.

      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        Not safe for… light rail?

        • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          Not safe for le-outdoors

  • howdy@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    This is the wrong community to post this type of content

    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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      6 months ago

      Better?

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        1000003327

    • FishFace@piefed.social
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      6 months ago

      Beats politics

    • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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      6 months ago

      No, this looks like a total shitpost. Despite having suggestive NSFW context.

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      6 months ago

      No, it isnt.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    1000003326

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Someone didn’t quite understand when they were suggested to go “flick their bean.”

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    Is this what “content creators” do, nowadays?

    Anyway, does she have onlyfans? Just that I know which account to avoid. /j

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      did you get a beaner?

      • mastod0n@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Nice.

      • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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        6 months ago

        ಠ_ಠ

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    I love a woman with a properly trimmed Bush’s.

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