Seek mental help
You do fine
1986, buy Microsoft
It’s still fucked.
Your 18 year old self being really confused because you basically used 4 words so the message that arrives is just “It’s still…”. Just imagine what weird stuff your 18 year old self would do because it thinks it found the secret of your message.
A contraction is still one word, even if it’s the combination of both
Someone didn’t go to genie school
Just be punk.
Buy All Bitcoin
Bitcoin 100k
Move somewhere else.
Two would be enough, “buy bitcoin”.
what says that you wouldnt have sold it e.g. when the price doubled? like from $10 to $20?
You’d be better off saying something like “sell bitcoin $125k” (we’ll just assume “$125k” would count as one word). That you should then buy it when it’s cheap would be implied.
18yo me would be living in the early 2000s; any of these would set me up for life: “Bitcoin hits $100K” “Buy Tesla shares” - this also would work for any of the big brands Netflix/Nvidia etc.
But this one would probably change my life in a much more meaningful way: “Don’t lose her.”
Not fuck crazy!
Not marry crazy!
You 19 now
ADHD not stupid
Aww 🥲 yeah
Drop out. Act.
She was interested in you, go talk to her.
Your future self will say “that’s nine words” =]
Oh, sorry. Talk to her, then.
Buy $0.01 bitcoin.
when Bitcoin was $0.01 could you even buy it with dollars? and then there was the mtgox hack so even if you did, if you didn’t self custody you would lose it.
Stop taking this seriously, it’s a time travel hypothetical.
That’s six words, no?
Buy penny Bitcoin?
It’s two words, everything else is numbers and a symbol, I’d argue I’m well within the limits of the rules to add another word if I wanted.
Saying it out loud you’d have to reduce it, right? But my real problem with the message is how do you know when to sell the bitcoin?
The rules were three words, no caveats, I’m choosing to be subjective with the interpretation. I’m taking the “There ain’t no rules that say a dog can’t play basketball” approach.
Buy $100 worth at $0.01, sell that at $1000, get the fuck out of dodge.
