Give your mum jokes!
Your momma’s so fat, she got shot with a tranquilizer dart when the hippos escaped from the zoo.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.
Your mommy is so big that the big store called and said “no that’s too big”.
trump called her very bigly tremendous
Trump wasn’t interested in her.
I’ve never heard of this trump fellow
That is an unbelievably sexy woman in the pic, damn.
OP’s mamma is phat.
Gimme a bellybutton I can build a shed in
Sexy, but fat
Sexy and fat
It’s not healthy but it looks good
Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
But where is Saddam?
What I came to ask. He should be here.
“Richard Matthew Stallman, Titanic”
YO MOMMA is so fat, we’re seriously concerned for her health.
Yo momma so mean it take a train and 2 busse to get on her good side.
YO MOMMA is so stupid she sits at ALDI’s under the counter and goes beep.
Meh, can’t say I’m really nostalgic for fatphobic jokes.
Your mum’s so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
That’s s good one
Wow, that’s brutal!
I had a flatmate at one time who walked past my room, sick his head in the doorway
and said
“Your mother just rang, she said she wishes she aborted you in the 2nd trimester”
Yo momma so fat, she cut her finger and gravy came out
Whoever created this image should be slapped
With my mum.
By Jax’s mum. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yo momma so ugly that Cronenberg cast her in a movie.
