Already?? Are people just a lot more horny when it’s cold outside?
Bruh could you imagine training your whole life to get into the Olympics village fuckfest and then find out they out of rubbers?
Just wash them out. They’re pretty durable. They fit right over the little racks in the dishwasher.
I heard you can just turn them inside out?
I heard that’s what my dad did. Never met him to ask, though.
Nice, so they’ll loosen up a bit like old socks so as not strangle my massive cock. Thanks for the, uh… tip.
I’d jump on my toboggan and zip right out to the local petrol station toilet vending machine with some coins at the ready.
If I don’t ‘slip and slide’ then I don’t slip and slide!!!
So to make sure I’m reading this properly… Athletes getting hot and sweaty with each other for a couple night stands?
I don’t think they are getting furniture out of the deal, just sex.
🤣 I fucking walked into that one like a garden rake
this has been an ongoing meme since the invention of the Olympics
somebody did a reverse NASA with the tampons here. the correct amount of condoms to order for the Olympics is probably something like (the number that somebody could use if they were fucking 24/7 the entire event) x (the number of attendees) x (quadruple it for good measure)
I read something saying the Paris games had 2 per person per day, while these games had about 10x less
I feel like Olympic athletes should be able to supply the condoms they will need for their trip…
I’m sure condoms can be tough to get in some countries due to availability or even cultural norms
behind schedule. they usually run out on the first day
Can’t they just provide 1 (washable) condom each?
They could probably share. They aren’t ALL fucking at the same time. Take turns!
I would win gold in the rawdogging competition then.
Well if you’re trapped in a small village with a bunch of fit and lean 20-30 year olds from different countries wouldn’t you want to bang them? This happens at every Olympic
Someone should have told me, i would have had a lot more interest in sports.
I mean…you say that…but let’s be honest with eachother here…
I don’t think they’ve ever run out quite this quickly before.
Condoms courtesy of Vatican City
“Vatican City: When it comes to creation, we’re pros!”
There’s a joke in there about the ubermensch, the state of things, etc., but it’s wicked early and my brain’s barely twitching. 🤪
inb4 they were actually using them for water balloons
I’ll easily use 2 condoms in one session… sometimes it rolls in a bad way or you put too much lube. If I was given 3 condoms to last me the whole Olympics, I’d first thing DoorDash a pack of 30 (since athletes aren’t allowed to leave the village).
yeah I mean every time you come you need to throw a new one on.
There are plenty of other activities to keep athletes busy in the Olympic village, including a large gym, table football and air hockey games and even a piano. There are also free drinks machines, stacked with Coca-Cola and Innocent smoothies.
Uh-huh, as opposed to banging the entire Volleyball team
There’s a winter volleyball team?
A bunch of fit young people pushed together into a tiny village. Why wouldn’t you have literal truck loads of protection? They’re very obviously going to fuck like rabbits.
Stress also tends to make people want to get it. I used to go to a very nerdy week long event (feel free to guess, but I’m just going to laugh at all the things suggested, and never confirm) in college and there was a ton of hooking up there.
Birth control isn’t very kosher in Italy.
“In Paris the athletes received 300,000 condoms — two per day each— but the numbers for these Winter Games were significantly lower: not even 10,000,” La Stampa’s report states.
In Paris, the beds started breaking.
Just under 3,000 athletes are competing at the Winter Olympics, compared to around 10,500 in the Paris Games two years ago.
Rough estimation says the organizers should’ve provided closer to 100,000 condoms, 10x what they supplied.
In Paris, the beds started breaking.
I thought that didn’t actually happen? Despite reports before the games that the beds were made of cardboard to prevent sex by collapsing under the weight of two people, the organizers denied that was the reason and athletes posted videos during the games showing multiple people jumping on a bed.
The reason for the cardboard was so they could recycle the beds and IIRC it was a Rupert Murdoch tabloid that started the story that it was actually to prevent sex.
I thought that didn’t actually happen?
In answer to the question as written: yes, you did think that didn’t happen. I’m mostly certain on this.
Happy to help!
Not all heroes wear capes
You’re right about the beds and it’s a bit of a joke but I do recall now that it was a Murdoch anti environmentalist slag who wrote it up.
I swear I’ve read this before lol
They should make an official Olympic event on how these condoms get used so fast. People want to know…friend wants to know.
The 2027 summer Olympics, proudly sponsored by pornhub.
There is a music video by Tommy Cash along these lines, it’s actually hosted on Pornhub because it’s quite pornographic
