Close friend is getting married 😭

Yeah, I’m pretty sure ICE are paid

Nobody wants to go to your party, doofus

We’re all going to our local 50501’s planned event (mines right by my city hall, I can walk there!)

We instead have something I like to call “Corpo-brutalism”

It’s like Brutalism, but with random colorful rectangles

Edit is good =)

It’s a reference to the saying “Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades”

The second word is a (probably poorly, I hardly know any German) made-up compound word for “horse grenades”, so it’s handshoes and horse grenades instead

September for Americans

Handschuhe und Pferdegranaten

Crazy how quickly things get out of hand when you’ve got tiny baby hands

No, an increase in cell size would increase page count multiplicatively. Cells twice as tall would print the same amount as printing twice

I’m pretty sure we can work something out where he’s president for life but we still have an election in 2025…

Hmmm

That was fun XD

Trick is to finish the job before it starts didn’t-ing

Depends, are the passengers permitted to bring assault-style rifles with high-capacity magazines?

I dunno man, have you really looked into how much dying costs?

Maybe this world is one worth living in… XD

Okay, how about I call the parents of the students, who might do something to help provided the police aren’t already there to prevent them from doing so

Granted, this is one situation where the police got the guy, but once on the scene they also waited about an hour for things to die down (pun intended) before entering

“It’s certainly a nice looking piece of jewelry”

He was actually a veteran with significant injuries, so he’s already been through the grinder