ENJOY EL SALVADOR, BITCH! May the leopards leave a clean, smiling skull.
I’m an immigrant who committed multiple counts of voter fraud just like the GOP says. That is why I am a Republican, they’re right about who we are.
That’s the thing about Trump. He doesn’t give two shits about you. You can love him as much as you want. If you’re not lining his pockets, he doesn’t fucking care
Oh my god, this guy in particular can truly go fuck himself with a rake.
Goddamn, what an insanely priveleged hypocritical dumbass.
He may not be the dumbest fucking idiot on the planet. However he ought to pray very hard that person doesn’t die.
Is that an original? It’s very good.
Not original, just a term I haven’t heard in quite a spell.
“This is unfair,” says man who suddenly experiences actual fairness for the first time.
He really shouldn’t have ever voted in elections. His incompetence isn’t a great excuse.
I really need to stop just setting it down when I’m done, cause I’m tired of looking for it. Hang on…
All right. Here’s my tiniest violin…
What kind of ad infested hellscape is that blog?
Sorry about that. The headline was more catchy than the Wichita eagle’s similar article.
The common theme is people who think they’re the in-crowd bullying outsiders, discovering that no, they were never in the in-crowd, the in-crowd just told them they were for as long as it was convenient.
If you’re even slightly any category of minority, and you vote Republican thinking that they’ll count you as one of their own, then you’ve not paid attention in history class.

But they could be Kapos in the camps.
Mmm, prime face meat.
Are you a hungry leopard?
No, I’m an obese leopard.
A repugnantcan politician facing felony voter fraud? I’ll give that the same probability as the sun rising tomorrow morning
Get fucked.
Signed, the decent third of the US (/sigh)
not the onion?? lmaooooo

He says:
I always loved Trump, this is unfair
That just shows how these idiots think. His opinion on Trump and his legal position regarding citizenship are in fact completely separate. But they don’t see this.
They think along the lines of “The state shouldn’t punish me, I am on the right side”. That’s the sort of underlying mental model of the world they have. It’s unfathomable.
Us vs them. Nothing else computes for them. Your actions don’t matter.
History will remember these people in the same way it remembers those that tried to justify the slave trade.
They’re completely unable to separate desire from reality. They want the situation to be x so they believe that it is x. They cannot understand that reality doesn’t necessarily map to their desires. Which makes them considerably less intelligent than squirrels, who understand that, which is why they spend all summer stockpiling food.
If someone says “I love trump please save me daddy trump” sometimes it works sadly
Only if they say it while waving a couple million dollars…
“If I side with the bullies, I cannot be bullied.”
I’m starting to wonder if this thinking goes the other way.
Do people like this also feel vulnerable if their candidate isn’t running things? Like, did Obama or Biden feel like a legitimate threat while they were in office?








