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Oh man, what would I ever do if I met someone who I enjoyed spending time with so much that 25 years in I still wanted them living in the same house I do and going to special events with me? I might fuck around and find out I’ve become happy.
My brother here is doing it quite well. This coming from someone that has only been married to the same person for 16 years (been together 20). Regardless of the external expectations of society (which can properly fuck right off). To spend that amount of time growing together and separately as well. Some stay together, others grow apart. Some grow together and part later on. Others stay together and blossom as a unit while each developing a unique set of roots.
I should be so lucky. <checks photos from 25th Anniversary last year> Oh wait. I am.
Found Pierce Brosnan’s lemmy account.
Crap!
Found Han Solo’s lemmy account.
Found Wooly . . . Nelson’s . . lemmy account. ?
Found Jack the Ripper.
Found Jimmy Hoffa
Found myself
@[email protected] found the Lindbergh baby!
My steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery…
Gonna need a salad at this point
Oh no! They’re pouring on a rich oily dressing! Noooooo!
pinchyyyyyyy!
Oh man that’s good! Tears
If im not nutting life means nothing.
Send Bobs
See, the guy looks like before. Being gay is the solution. Problem solved.
I bet you she looks as beautiful to him now as she did then if not more so. What with having kids, my wife’s body has changed over the years and I found her gorgeous in every stage.
I bet your wife says you’re cool too. ❤️
Obviously the dude is an idiot but what is his proposal?
That you…stay a virgin forever?
Does he think you can just keep bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die? That’s not how anything works.
bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die?
DiCaprio seems to think so
>>That you…stay a virgin forever?
I just don’t agree with one thing here. This is such a misconception… Staying virgin is nothing to be ashamed of
It’s not. Sorry for making it seem like that.
I was more trying to convey “well because women age I’m not going to participate at all”. And give it a “I’ll take my ball and go home”.
Leonardo does that.
Yeah, but they did it differently during the renaissance.
Rich and/or fame means that’s absolutely how it works.
That being said, op is right — his wife evolved some massive hodonnahonkeroos.
Pierce Brosnan is my James Bond.
Millennial check
I wouldn’t get it and think its saying not go get married due because of the honkers
They both got prettier lol
Thats the best case scenario for aging
most of those maga dudes age like milk
Probably because of the brain worms, raw milk and zero vaccinations
I might be wrong but so many times I hear people talk about how big breast are desirable, how a big ass is desirable, how curves are great.
And then seemingly the same idiot look at women like that and talk shit… I am wondering if it is cope because they are jealous because everything else is insane.
Often not the same idiot, but almost always the same mindset. Valuing women fairly threatens patriarchy.
They’ve both put on a bit of weight over the years but only one gets criticised here.
I’m sure he appreciates the bigger fun bags as a bonus. And after 25 years of marriage I don’t think either of them is staying for the other’s body anyway.
If someone is married for the others body, they are an idiot.
Of course, it is good if we all can appreciate our partner’s beauty. I hope they are.
Personally, I’m glad my wife has a body. Being married to a discorporal phantasm or a living severed head would be difficult.
Don’t say no to something you haven’t tried!
They want sticks with tits lol, one piece bodies
Or they want the 1% of 1% of girls who have huge natural breats but also have abs, the of/model types
