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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

25 years of marriage

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25 years of marriage

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    7 months ago

    What sad fuck, would post “let’s take this example of rare long-lasting, happy [celebrity] marriage, and find a shallow reason to dump on it”?

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      They’re perpetually single and need to blame happy people as to why they’re miserable.

    • Routhinator@lemmy.ca
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      7 months ago

      Every hollow minded person that follows stars lives via tabloids.

  • 6stringringer@lemmy.zip
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    7 months ago

    My brother here is doing it quite well. This coming from someone that has only been married to the same person for 16 years (been together 20). Regardless of the external expectations of society (which can properly fuck right off). To spend that amount of time growing together and separately as well. Some stay together, others grow apart. Some grow together and part later on. Others stay together and blossom as a unit while each developing a unique set of roots.

  • WoolyNelson@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I should be so lucky. <checks photos from 25th Anniversary last year> Oh wait. I am.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      7 months ago

      Found Pierce Brosnan’s lemmy account.

      • WoolyNelson@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        Crap!

      • Klear@quokk.au
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        7 months ago

        Found Han Solo’s lemmy account.

        • Optional@lemmy.world
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          7 months ago

          Found Wooly . . . Nelson’s . . lemmy account. ?

          • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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            7 months ago

            Found Jack the Ripper.

            • fartographer@lemmy.world
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              7 months ago

              Found myself

              • Ketchup@reddthat.com
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                7 months ago

                @[email protected] found the Lindbergh baby!

            • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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              7 months ago

              Found Jimmy Hoffa

  • Evil Kitty@europe.pub
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    7 months ago

    My steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery…

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Gonna need a salad at this point

      • Scratch@sh.itjust.works
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        7 months ago

        Oh no! They’re pouring on a rich oily dressing! Noooooo!

    • tomiant@piefed.socialBanned
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      7 months ago

      pinchyyyyyyy!

      • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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        7 months ago

        Oh man that’s good! Tears

  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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    7 months ago

    If you’re only with someone because of their looks, then yeah you shouldn’t get married. At least not until you grow up.

    As an aside, I think she still looks good in the second photo.

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    My husband’s comment was “that’s silly. the whole point of marriage is to grow old together.”

    • DrSoap@lemmy.world
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      My theory is that men who agree with this post can’t find any woman to marry them and this is just a way of them consoling their fragile ego.

      • hydroptic@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creator
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        Oh yeah, 100% guaranteed the man who said that is a gigaincel loser

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    Send Bobs

  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    Oh man, what would I ever do if I met someone who I enjoyed spending time with so much that 25 years in I still wanted them living in the same house I do and going to special events with me? I might fuck around and find out I’ve become happy.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    I bet you she looks as beautiful to him now as she did then if not more so. What with having kids, my wife’s body has changed over the years and I found her gorgeous in every stage.

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      I bet your wife says you’re cool too. ❤️

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    🎶 You get the beeeest of both worlds 🎶

  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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    Pierce Brosnan is my James Bond.

    • Riverside@reddthat.comdeleted by creator
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      7 months ago

      Millennial check

  • funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip
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    I wouldn’t get it and think its saying not go get married due because of the honkers

  • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 months ago

    If im not nutting life means nothing.

  • criss_cross@lemmy.world
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    Obviously the dude is an idiot but what is his proposal?

    That you…stay a virgin forever?

    Does he think you can just keep bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die? That’s not how anything works.

    • Mr_Anny@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Leonardo does that.

      • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, but they did it differently during the renaissance.

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    • pir8t0x@lemmy.mlBanned
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      >>That you…stay a virgin forever?

      I just don’t agree with one thing here. This is such a misconception… Staying virgin is nothing to be ashamed of

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        It’s not. Sorry for making it seem like that.

        I was more trying to convey “well because women age I’m not going to participate at all”. And give it a “I’ll take my ball and go home”.

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      bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die?

      DiCaprio seems to think so

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      Rich and/or fame means that’s absolutely how it works.

      That being said, op is right — his wife evolved some massive hodonnahonkeroos.

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    most of those maga dudes age like milk

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      Probably because of the brain worms, raw milk and zero vaccinations

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