Damn was convinced this was a mick man post
The culprit (NSFW)
what did I just see?!
My eyes
My … nevermind.
“Vajankle” is not a word I needed to learn ever.
…out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think “OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!”
Come, Watson, the game’s afoot!
Icicussy
For the first time in my life I hope to god that is AI generated
Ah it’s a rare snail trail 🐌
Dammit, your mom got out and she’s pogoing again.
I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends
Jokes aside, what the hell are they?
Hoof prints I believe
That’s gotta be cold on the ole’ hoo haa.
Also crazy split
Maybe she’s legless and going for a hop.
Water is the source of life
I thought the sun was the source of life.
Pussyfooting on ice is understandable tho.
You win the internet for today.
Up north some people call it a “moose knuckle”
Moose knuckles are dudes.
Ah true. I don’t hear the term often enough to properly remember.
As you can see, the female will sit fetal on the ice. Pressure builds up underneath her until the force pushes her airborn a few feet forward. There are those who say it is a most fascinating form of locomotion in the animal kingdom.
It’s called queefhopping
A couchcuntatoe once told me the world is gonna row me, I hate to put his tool in the shed!
I thought it was ice-kegeling.
Short and curling.
You win
Ah, the ol’ clam slam.
