I remember one time, 20 years ago, a girl I was dating asked if her jeans made her butt look big.
And I just said “Yes”.
And she said “Should I change?”
And I said “Why would you change? You already found the jeans that make your butt look bigger.”
She liked that.
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…do you mean Sir Mix-a-lot? Or are you suggesting her jeans were actually baggy spandex covered in sparkles?
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I for one would be sad if I heard “can’t touch this!” upon looking at girlfriend’s magnificent butt in the correct jeans
Especially if her butt was 2 legit…2 legit 2 quit!
“No, the fact you’re fat makes you look fat—the dress just makes you look blue.” was a reply one of my friends who worked in retail gave to a customer once. He does not work in retail any more.
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Anyone who asks if something makes them look fat should be able to handle a ‘yes’ because they brought it up.
Man, if I could have save states for my life and be able to reload from like any time in my life… Well, that would be one superpower that I’d like.
Or it would turn out like Rick and Morty where you forget to save for a year or two and your dumb dad restores your previous state when everything is going perfect.
And then you have to fake your own death in a vat of mountain dew.
I don’t want toot my own horn but I think I could do a little better than fucking Morty who is an idiot.
Like yeah I think I would definitely fucking save like, press the button 20 times just to make absolutely fucking sure when I got rescued from the plane crash.
The fact that it’s sitting in a place where his dad can get it means that he definitely still was aware of it he just fucking didn’t save???
Like bro anyone who plays a game like Skyrim or fallout would do much better with that shit than him.
Honestly the scarier option is accidentally saving before your imminent demise in a way that you can’t avert. Like if you remember that one futurama episode where Fry gets a device that lets him travel back in time one minute that he steals from the professor and winds up stuck falling from a skyscraper forever until the plot bails him out.
Life where everyone has save states would be chaos
If everyone had save states then it wouldn’t be a superpower.
If everyone had save states the world would not yet have completed one whole day. Stuck perpetually in a time loop until everyone was happy?
But you don’t remember other people’s, so in your subjective perception it’s only been as much extra time as you used.
It couldn’t work, because each person making a change would reset everyone else. It could only work logically with one main character.
There was a webnovel about this and having interactions with people that literally never happened led to protagonist acting “slightly off” in his relationships with everyone else.
If you remember the name please let us know, I’d love to read this
Not a web novel, but this is the plot of the movie “About Time”.
“no. its that you make the dress look too small.”
Makes me?
