kavarski@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 6 months agoTaking riskssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1370arrow-down118
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down1·6 months agoI remember one time, 20 years ago, a girl I was dating asked if her jeans made her butt look big. And I just said “Yes”. And she said “Should I change?” And I said “Why would you change? You already found the jeans that make your butt look bigger.” She liked that.
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·6 months ago…do you mean Sir Mix-a-lot? Or are you suggesting her jeans were actually baggy spandex covered in sparkles?
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minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 months agoI for one would be sad if I heard “can’t touch this!” upon looking at girlfriend’s magnificent butt in the correct jeans
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoEspecially if her butt was 2 legit…2 legit 2 quit!
I remember one time, 20 years ago, a girl I was dating asked if her jeans made her butt look big.
And I just said “Yes”.
And she said “Should I change?”
And I said “Why would you change? You already found the jeans that make your butt look bigger.”
She liked that.
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…do you mean Sir Mix-a-lot? Or are you suggesting her jeans were actually baggy spandex covered in sparkles?
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I for one would be sad if I heard “can’t touch this!” upon looking at girlfriend’s magnificent butt in the correct jeans
Especially if her butt was 2 legit…2 legit 2 quit!