He has to do this so people will think he’s sporting a giant hammer, when in reality it is a dangling flap of useless old pemmican following botched penis enlargement surgery.
The richest man in the world, and he has to pay women to have his children because they wouldn’t go near him, even if his dick did work, which it doesn’t.
I guarantee that he’s in talks with doctors, and funding research into wiener transplants. He could drop a billion on that research and never miss it. Get a nice big one from a porn star who accidentally fell out a window.
Ironically if he wasn’t such a cunt to his daughter he’d probably be getting all sorts of tips and tricks from the trans community
it’s more like this
Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are hung
Clown shoes for the money clown.
We found him ! … Bigfoot
Why do they look like Flint Lockwood’s Spray-on Shoes?
“Chat, is this real?”
yes
What changed? I don’t see any difference?
The first picture shows a literal clown, while the second picture shows a Photoshop of two men standing next to each other, with one photoshopped to have a funny clown outfit.
It’s exactly the same picture, the user is pranking you.
This toilet stain probably really thinks shoe size has something to do with dick size…
It does.
I mean whenever I put my shoes on, my dick grows like 5 inches. So it’s just science, really. Obviously the bigger the shoe, the bigger I get. You know it happens. Everybody knows this. Many people are saying it.
Sorry, not sorry ladies. The botas picudas stay on in bed.
for reference it looks like those are his custome Space X sneakers, which look especially terrible in this lighting.
Everyone’s shoes are a bit stretched by the wide angle lenses being used, which is why Elon’s feet look freakishly ling and skinny. He does have pretty big feet for his height, or has been doing this oversized shoe gag for a very long time.
Overall his outfit is trash
Someone ask Grok what his shoe size is
It matches, because clowns have oversized shoes
It looks like he’s wearing shoes around his shoes.
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Imgur has geoblocked the UK because of the OSA. Just open it in Tor instead.
I was always taught that one should not pose for a photo with alcohol in hand so as not to look tacky.
Glad to see our highest class of elites follow similar etiquette.
What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time
I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐
