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  • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world
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    EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.

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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

      Don’t ignore the sound 😷

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        Bro I didn’t ask for this

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          you clicked on it, that means you accepted the terms and conditions

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        People voted for this. 🤦

  • F/15/[email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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    Trump’s portrayal as a muscled hunk makes a bit more sense now. It rarely attracts women.

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    This is big

    Donald Trump to Bill Clinton

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Time to clean my balls Don.

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      😂😂😂😂

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    I am stunned you all are taking this seriously. He’s obviously joking. Sounds like a reference to Trump kissing Clinton’s ass.

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      I wish you were right, but that genuinely doesn’t make any sense.

      What even could be “the photos” of someone kissing someone’s ass?

      Especially when the context is a conversation with someone who owns a literal depraved-and-illegal-sex themed island designed specifically to generate blackmail on the wealthy and powerful, who responds with “and i thought- I had tsuris”, which is a yiddish word for “troubles”.

      Furthermore, Mark Epstein has now gone on record to state that “Bubba” was not Bill Clinton, so now you also need to explain who’s ass Trump was kissing that is so damaging that Putin would want photos of it? Good luck!

      Trump gave someone a blowjob and there are photos.

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        How in the hell you figure the poster child for narcissistic personality disorder would stoop to sucking dick?! My god you people will believe anything that suits your views.

        Need I point out that you are all reading a shitload of meaning into a message fragment?

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          Narcissists notoriously

          project

          lmfao

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          Narcissists don’t suck dick? That’s the best you can do?

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      It doesn’t really matter. It’s funny and that’s enough to believe it was real.

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    Poor Bush is like, wtf…why didn’t I get sucked off by pedophiles?

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      Honestly? Inbetween all this Epstein shit, Bush is lookin’ pretty good right now…

      He’s like the Butters of this irl South Park episode

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        If butters switched to his Professor Chaos persona a few times.

        Between the needless wars he started, the Patriot Act, the great recession, and picking Dick Cheney as a vice president, among other things.

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    /uj why does Bubba = Bill Clinton?

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      Nickname because he was from Arkansas, origin of Bubbas.

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        Yep. And for anyone saying they’ve never heard that nickname for Clinton, Bubba Clinton is also mentioned in the docs.

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      because of all Bubbas, it offered the most meme potential

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    But the font is slightly different…

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      email supports font selection

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    What’s the reference? (preparing myself for some “normal” 2025 shit)

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      Epstein email asking if Putin had pics of Trump blowing “Bubba”, which was one of Bill Clinton’s nicknames

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        Not just “photos”, it’s “the photos” emphasis on the which sounds uff much more real.

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      probably bill clinton links to epstien

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      I imagine there’s something about Clinton on the Epstein emails, like everybody expects. But I’m also out of the loop.

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      Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein’s island, according to the new email release…

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        AHAHAHAHA!!!

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          How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?

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          Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?

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            Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

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              Holy shit a gay won over a woman twice. Talk about glass ceiling…

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              I choked on air cackling at this thought

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              Remind me of this clip

              https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXdw5tpdcAI

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            This is exactly why I’m wondering if “Bubba” could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.

            Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.

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              Or Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse

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          Can somebody translate that interaction? I don’t get most of it.

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            It’s a set of emails, read it bottom to top and it might make more sense.

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          LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA

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          …

          Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.

          Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.

          This… we gonna be running god damned marathons.


          To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

          • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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            this is just so god damned juicy

            Trump said the EXACT SAME THING!

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            To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

            He’s an anti-queer piece of shit. Go ham! He deserves exactly as much respect as he gives to the women and girls he’s raped

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          Importance: High

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          People arguing about the “pee tapes” while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier

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            This just raises the prospect that Bill Clinton also gave Donald Trump a golden shower.

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            I didn’t think Putin was on Epstein’s island? And please don’t refer to it as “juicy” ew

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              Doesn’t have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.

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                The pee tapes were supposedly from a Moscow hotel with Russian hookers. Context was that it was a room Obama, not Clinton, had stayed in.

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              It’s Milky is better?

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                Frothy

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                This one, officer.

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                🤢

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                No.

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                  Moist?

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        lol Maga gotta be happy about it

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          “Something something fake democrats” I expect

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          “It’s not gay to suck someone’s dick. It is only gay if you let a man suck your dick”

          Basically the Inverted Glory Hole Argument.

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            opposite, but I’m sure the fox news bimbo that says “if there’s grass on the field it’s not pedo” will say your version next.

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        allegedly

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          Gunna need at least two people to fuck trump.

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            We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

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        Looking at this and imagining that everyone there knows is just perfect. Trump is fighting his mind about not thinking about it and telling himself they actually like him, the rest are just laughing AT him and only picturing that thing.

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    Please expose these pics Putin, wtf are you waiting for?

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      As Bezos demonstrated, if the pics are exposed, you have no power over the people in the pics.

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        Same reason why, if someone blackmails you with a pic or vid, just let them release it. They likely won’t. But who cares. If my friends and family see a webcam vid of me furiously masturbating, that’s probably more damaging to them, than me. I’d just own it.

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          When I was younger my friends would knock on my bedroom window at night to not wake up my mom. Got caught one time and they tried giving me some grief about it. I just up and said “yeah, I was choking the chicken. And what about it?” Never heard a peep about it again.

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          Plus, family and friends won’t care. Oh no, you were horny and did something dumb? Ain’t nobody can say they haven’t done anything similar. Shit happens.

          Besides, nowadays revenge porn laws are super strict - any image/video released publicly would be taken down quite quickly, and it wouldn’t stick around to haunt you. At most your mum will get an eyeful of yer cock and it’s not like she hasn’t seen it before, or would do anything with it besides delete it and block whoever sent it.

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          Okay but what if it was a video of you having sex with children.

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            Well you see, they weren’t children. They were barely legal teenagers.

            Megyn Kelly

            Reference - https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/megyn-kelly-faces-backlash-questioning-211212198.html

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        Guess that makes sense.

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    Somebody, please, make an ai visualization of this.

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      Oh well be seeing it on Southpark. I’m hoping for sidelong glances between the two of them

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    I want this to be real.

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      It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.

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    So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!

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      We need to get Clinton, now being persecuted by White House for Epstein links, to say “I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr Trump.” as a non-denial.

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      Why not both!

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    Oh hey Maga was right

    Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.

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      I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.

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        I like to think I’m moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.

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          Bro I thought Bill was flying to go get himself some toddlers, not to go get Donald’s face pressed into pelvis

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            We should’ve never doubted Bill’s chad legacy, haha

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        Definitely not surprised. Just amused that the first of hopefully many reveals

        Is this

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      He may even have been in Epstein…

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        Oh yeah, I am in no way saying he wasn’t up to gross shit.

        I guess I just find it funny that Maga is constantly saying “Well what if Bill Clinton is in the Files? What then?”

        And this is the first we find out about his involvement.

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          Not the first. There was that portrait of Bill Clinton in Epstein’s house wearing a blue evening dress. I don’t know what that means but there it is.

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            Oh, word? I never knew about that

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